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MarmaladeMermaid @ MarmaladeMermaid @lemm.ee
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And no, just taking 5 min to do the thing is not an option.

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  • Did we hate the ghost fucking episode? I liked that one.

    • And no, just taking 5 min to do the thing is not an option.

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    • I mean, they were stuck there for like more than 26 hours..

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  • But then how would Odo survive on a space station for so long? Sunbathing on the roof of DS9?

    • I think circumcision on baby boys at birth should be illegal

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  • Well the the people I listed are an eco activist who lives in a commune and gets lots of hippy lady loving and a bisexual man in San Francisco who is in an open marriage and is very active in the kink community. I don’t know any right wing people well enough to talk to them about their dicks.

    I tell you what tho, foreskins are fun to play with when you’re giving a BJ. You can blow them up like a little frog and then pinch the hole and squeeze the air out and make frog noises.

    There’s one move where you can pull the foreskin down with your hand, swirl tongue, then suck it up into your mouth and over the glans (repeat many times). Men seem to find this delightful and it’s fun for me too!

    • I think circumcision on baby boys at birth should be illegal

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  • I don’t want to try to make you sad about your dick, but a lot of people are upset about what they are missing.

    I don’t have a penis but I have one friend who can’t get over his resentment towards his parents for his genital mutilation and another who is currently using a somewhat dangerous contraption to gradually (over years) stretch the shaft skin to create a less sensitive version of a foreskin. He has to wear it every day and it’s an ordeal to get on and off.

    Your experience is not everyone’s experience. You sound a lot like the women who support female genital mutilation.

    • Olé

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  • You can tattoo anywhere that is skin, but it doesn’t stay nice for long on the palmar side of the hand, I imagine it would be much worse on the finger tips.

    I know a number of people who got their wedding “rings” tattooed on and were told by the artist that the under side would smudge and fade within a year or so. Years in, some have disappeared on that side and some are just an inky smear at this point.

    • Boyo has caught another mouse

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  • What a good boy!!

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  • What’s something women/men will just never understand?

    • What are the first non-kids songs you were listening to turning on by yourself?

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  • The sound track to Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey and then all the artists on there- kiss, slaughter, winger, faith no more, megadeath, etc.

    • What's a good community to ask for help with a GoFundMe?

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  • You hate Reddit more than you love your cat? I’m feeling kinda dumb for contributing now..

    • Do you use a place mat and how old are you?

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  • I’m 40 and I have them on my dinner table, but usually eat on the couch. I am the placemat I guess. 🤷‍♀️

    • What's a good community to ask for help with a GoFundMe?

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  • I think it would be worth heading back to Reddit, there’s just a lot more people there still. R/assistance is a good one.

    • Chicken lollipops

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    • Fifty-seven swimmers fall sick and get diarrhea at world triathlon championship in Sunderland

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    • A large-scale study confirms that fructose intake can lead to obesity, just like in hibernating animals, CU Researchers say.

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    • Aussie

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  • But Margot Robbie is quite the smoke show.

    • big toilet doesnt want you to know

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  • There is a part in Trevor Noah’s autobiography- born a crime- which is about growing up in apartheid South Africa, where his dad has a restaurant that is special because it has the permits to serve all races: Black, white, “coloured” and “Chinese” aka “none of the above.” It was very unusual, most places were only for one race.

    But the officials got tired of having an unsegregated restaurant so they decreed that even if a place had a permit serve all races together, the bathrooms still had to be segregated.

    Not having space in the restaurant for eight separate restrooms, he closed up shop.

    • Physical pain

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  • IMO 90s Star Trek is peak Trek. I can’t stand the original series but I did suffer through it for context for the rest of the franchise. It’s progressive for the 1960s, but the distance we’ve come since then makes it seem absolutely awful. I find the sound effects grating as well.

    Authorized novels written in the last 25 years make Kirk much less of a smug, womanizing, drinking on the job prick than the show and movies do.

    Picard, Sisko and Janeway all make up for what Kirk lacks.

    • An armed man tried walking into a Jewish school in Memphis and opened fire outside when he couldn’t get in, police say

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  • It looks like it’s really uncomfortable though. I saw an older guy shaped like that in line at the bank the other day. He kept squatting down to rest each time the line advanced. It was odd to see someone squatting at the bank and odd to see an old man so able to squat and get up from a squat, but his body shape made it make sense.

    • 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: A Stitch in Time' Audiobook, Narrated by Andrew J. Robinson, Now Available

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  • My partner gets so mad when I look deeply into his eyes and go “IS BEEN A LOOOOOONG TIME… “

    He won’t even watch that series because of the song.