Majorllama @ Majorllama @lemmy.world

Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right.

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Easy. Copy the data into several different mediums and store them as safely as I can. Bury half of them in time capsules set to be dug up in 100 years and then start a cult based around duplicating and passing the data down through the generations. Hopefully one of those two methods insures that at least one whole copy of the 100tb of data survives the 100 years.

Nope. These people are going to continue to froth at the mouth with every tiny little comment and joke Trump makes for the next 4 years just like they did for the last 8 years.

I didn't believe TDS was a real thing until I saw it happen to my own family. Normal, logical people turn into obsessed psychos whenever Trump is even mentioned in passing.

What are they gonna start a major war with? Their one "functional" 5th Gen "stealth" fighter that has the radar cross section of a Boeing 747 and no replacement parts?

They gonna start shitting out t-34s again like it's WW2?

They have lost the majority of their best vehicles and their trained soldiers.

If nukes didn't exist they would already have been obliterated by now.

If I give you notice before you have finalized the schedules for that month then it's not a request. I am letting you know I ain't gonna be there and you need to sort that out lol.

I know this doesn't answer your question, but I feel like I would be more concerned if someone told me they never had any intrusive thoughts.

Like yeah it's weird that I always think about what it might be like to drive into oncoming traffic, but I would never actually do it.

Somehow I would be more afraid of the person who's never even thought about it once than the other

I used to live at the end of a long windy dirt road in the middle of nowhere on 10 acres of mostly uninhabitable forest in the Sierra Nevada mountains. There was an old woman who lived alone past our house at the end of her own little dirt/gravel side road.

We got along with her fine mostly because she enjoyed having our dogs over (she would often spoil them with her leftovers) and since we lived in the middle of nowhere we rarely saw each other aside from passing on the road or seeing her drive past our property on her dirt road.

Anyway that old woman who lived alone said that she often cooked with the sliding door open when it's hot so she can get better air flow through her kitchen. Well apparently a bear let itself into her house while she was cooking and according to her she turned around and there was a bear 3 feet away from her sniffing the air. She says she grabbed the cast iron pan and proceeded to hit the bear on the head as it panicked and ran back outside and off into the woods.

When we moved she actually kept our bigger dog because he was raised on 10 acres of forest and we just couldn't bring him to the city. We tried once and he was clearly stressed out and hated the tiny yard so we brought him back and she happily took in our big old dog. Apparently he lived a happy few years with her before heart worms finally got him at the ripe old age of 15 which for that breed was basically 100.

Joey Tribbiani approved.

I got suspended for kicking my bully down a small flight of stairs. He punched me in the forehead while wearing his father's knock-off Rolex which slid down his skinny wrist and the dial gave me a small cut which bled quite a bit.

So after he sucker punched me and ran I caught up to him at the top of a small staircase down the hall. While he slowed down to "walk" down the stairs I kicked him in his back sending him flying down to the ground and knocking the wind out of him.

We both got suspended, but I still think that's total bullshit. If a kid is physically assaulting another kid the one that retaliates should basically have immunity.

Same kid started choking me out from behind during PE one day and since the teacher was looking the other way and I was starting to pass out I threw myself backwards to land on top of him. Immediately knocked the breath out of him again and I got suspended for attacking him again, but he some how managed to convince them that I was the one that attacked him in the first place. So only I got in trouble for that one.

Fuck you Chase. You were a POS in grade school and based on your 35 year prison sentence for theft and domestic abuse it looks like you're still a piece of shit. Go fuck yourself buddy.

I hope all the drivers just swear constantly until the FIA realizes their stupid fuckin mistake.

I'll believe it when I see it doing laps on track.

I only use the handicap stall if all the others are already occupied and I am literally about to shit myself. Otherwise I'll just wait for a normal stall. I don't wanna be the reason someone with a wheelchair couldn't get a stall in time and shat themselves.

Once in awhile it can be funny but when it's every single comment it's less funny.

Gary's Mod? At least things would be kept interesting lol

Ducks love cotton candy. Now you got a buddy to share the cotton candy from your walls with.

Lemmy is far more left than reddit which is impressive because I already felt reddit had a hefty left wing bias. I didn't know how much more left you could get until I got here lol.

The userbase is a much less varied. Being more skewed towards the extremely progressive and tech savvy "nerd" types. Which makes sense.

The quality of conversations here seems better. More actual responses and less "meme dunking" karma type comments.

Nobody will tell you this but you can just take ducks at the park and take them home. Nobody will stop you.

Yeah. Fivee. Siiiix. Seeveen. Eeeeight. Niiiiiiine.

I played a ton of battlebit when it came out. It was fun for a bit but it got stale kinda fast and then everyone I knew stopped playing

All black.

Soft squishy insoles.

Skater type shoe.

Will last more than a year.

Less than 100 bucks.

I have no brand loyalty. It's whatever checks those boxes and I'm vibin with the one time I accidentally walk into a shoe store every 5 years.

A screw thats about to be fired into space and ejected off into the infinite great beyond.

Can't do shit about my horcrux if it's floating out past nebula 12.