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LuxSpark @ LuxSpark @lemmy.cafe
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  • You see, making deals is an art, much like making fast food sandwiches. You can't just leave it to any old teenager, you need a sandwich artist. We've got the best at making deals, a Picasso or Rembrandt really, so prepare for a masterpiece.

    • Trump names ‘first buddy’ and DOGE head Elon Musk to investigate Signal blunder

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  • We can all sleep better knowing Shitler is on the case.

    • where can i find people who are looking for friends to talk about life, goals, achievements, failures, ideas or problems?

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  • Therapists are usually good at listening.

    • If the 90s smelled like sex and candy what did other decades smell like?

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  • 2025: dumpster fire and Nazi taint.

    • Trump Considering 'Compensation Fund' for Pardoned Capitol Rioters Leaves Users Appalled: 'Paid for Committing Treason'

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  • This barrel has no bottom.

    • Trump cuts dozens of studies on LGBTQ+ health calling them “often unscientific”

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  • Trump knows science, I'm sure.

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  • That would be a shame if they got detained.

    • Which is the cheapest way to manage my body after death ...

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  • Just throw my body in the dumpster.

    • FBI’s Biggest Office Reduced to One Job: Redacting Epstein Files

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  • I wonder what needs redacting. 🤔

    • I'm sure dolphins will fuck it up in their own special way.

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  • Oh yeah, well good luck doing shit without hands and feet!

    • Stupid autocorrect

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  • Nice!

    • BREEEEET

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  • I didn't have one, but I did have this: Merlin which was awesome with six! games.

    • What sorts of punctuation do you wish existed, or were in common use in your language?

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  • I cut and pasted it from https://coolsymbol.com/. I imagine that there is a more direct way involving unicode, but I don't know about that on my phone.

    • What sorts of punctuation do you wish existed, or were in common use in your language?

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  • That's a fabulous idea ⇅

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  • She's attractive, intelligent, charismatic, and funny. Shouldn't be too much of a mystery.

    • When you sleep, there are no bad times. Just dreams.

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  • No worries if you're dead and buried.

    • Father chokes son to death for running away from home!

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  • Looks like he is bitting into his jugular. Jr must have really fucked up.

    • Commerce secretary urges Fox News viewers to buy Tesla stock: ‘Elon Musk is probably the best person to bet on!’

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  • "DEMOCRATS WANT TO DESTROY MUSK"...poor dems get blamed for everything.

    • Commerce secretary urges Fox News viewers to buy Tesla stock: ‘Elon Musk is probably the best person to bet on!’

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  • The wind blew in a different direction.

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  • Only dummies!

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