Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world

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Amonia and bleach don't make meth. It makes mustard gas.

As for what the police will think if they search your moms house, you're thinking about this from the wrong perspective.

The cops are never there in good faith. The cops are never there to get to the bottom of the real story. The cops are not an element of justice. We don't have a justice system. We have a legal system. If the cops are already searching your place, they don't give a shit about your intentions, your behavior, your motivation, or your innocence. They already made up their mind long before they showed up.

It doesn't matter what they think. They'll plant evidence if they find none. They are not above being dirty cops.

If they're already searching your house, it's too late.

See.....this is why you're having trouble finding dates. Women love a man who has his shit together, and has multiple hampster wheels!

See, what you do is, step 1, buy a mansion. With a huge basement.

Step 2, install several cages in that basement. Full iron bar.

Step 3, hire ninjas to use sleeping darts on her to knock her out.

Step 4, imprison her naked in one of your many basement cells. Each of these cells has a human sized hampster wheel. She now has to run on this hampster wheel all day. Doing so produces electricity, which powers your house.

Step 5, repeat steps 3-4 until all the cells are filled with more naked slaves!

Step 6, install webcams and start a business called "WeRunOnHampsterWheels.com". Create a new fetish based on bouncy boobs running on a hampster wheel, which you now have a temporary monopoly on, and a head start, and an unfair advantage in being able to create live content 24/7 for free.

Never once show your face in this house. Ever.

Step 7, after years of hampster wheel slavery, you "break into" the mansion, and find this woman you used to know who hasn't been seen in like 15 years.

Step 8, tell her you COULD get the key hanging on the wall, and set her free......but you only want to see her in a dating sense.

She'll be so thsnkful that she'll agree to anything.

Checkmate!

I understood nothing you just said. Are you an alien from mars, who's almost learned english, but not quite?

Because if so......that's pretty impressive. But also, you should leave earth. Humans have been known to kill other humans for having a different skin color, or for believing in a different magical man in the sky. I can't imagine what they'd do to someone from another planet!

Earth is not tolerant of others.

Looks around modern day

You uh.....you think N Korea is the only ones?

Ehhhh......grubhub isn't THAT fast!

I have a feeling that people will downvote you, because on the surface it SOUNDS like you're defending tesla.

However, I'd like to point out AI doesn't give a shit about accuracy or context, or being right.

AI can reaffirm your already held beliefs, and still be bad for doing so. Because if you let yourself be led by self reaffirming beliefs, how is it any different than people who watch fox news and say "Yeah! All the people I already hate ARE the source of my problems! Even the TV says so!"

If NPR or BBC or any other news outlet just started reporting "trump bad! Other people good!" but it was based on an AI overview that viewers leaned a certain way, and therefore would be profitable to slant news that way, then you aren't getting news. You're getting artificial opinion pieces written by a computer.

Now, that being said, even human news outlets slant their stories. So the issue isn't exclusively with AI. Real journalism is dead and has been dead for decades.

The point I'm making is, just because the story says "tesla bad!" and we all hate tesla, doesn't make this story legitimate journalism. Even if the story and facts presented are true.

And I think most people will not grasp that concept, and downvote you.

.......you got some marijuana for me?

Marijuana doesn't make me sleepy. It makes me horny.

I keep hearing this, and I've been ready to fight back against them for decades, but I don't ever see the revolution.

Unless you count occupy wallstreet, which lasted like 2 weeks, and nobody remembers.

"I like Lemmy way more than I ever did Reddit. The people are nicer"

punches you in the face

Oh, yeah. Totally agree

punches you in the balls

Over on reddit, there are all kinds of fascists, and literal nazis.

uppercuts you

Over here, theres an instance full of tankies, but you can avoid them.

kicks you in the shins

The people here are TOTALLY nicer!

kick kick punch

What? I'm not attacking you to be violent. I just have a neurological disorder that causes my limbs to involuntarily thrash out.

punch

I'm TOTALLY being friendly right now!

kick punch it's all in the mind

looks around

Yeah, no I did read this title right. That's the topic.

Someone took time out of their day to post this. Intentionally.

sigh

Now, OP, let me ask you this. Did you mean for all those words to come out of you in that order, or were you just as surprised as the rest of us?

Thats an outdated term which was eventually used by a VHS rental store after the term was outdated. And NOW, the VHS rental store is outdated. Maybe in 30 years there will be a post "TIL people used to rent VHS tapes as their primary source for watching movies at home. It was called Blockbuster!"

Have you played any of the romhacks?

Several billion dollars worth of eggs??? How many eggs are you using for your omlettes??? All 12???

I saw that once on fetlife, but I assumed that was a sex thing. The whole profile was based around this guy being degraded, and humiliated, but he kept refering to himself in the 3rd person as "it".

I didn't realize that was another gender identity. I just thought it was a fetish thing.

I certainly hope you're oversimplifying for the sake of expressing a core concept. Because the amount of tracking, and profile building goes far FAR beyond what you've just said.

It's like 1984 (the book) is tame by comparison.

Well, I think it's of upmost importance to hire a private security firm to guard the bathrooms. Anyone entering or exiting those bathrooms will now be required to submit to a genital confirmation. We'll have tighter security on those bathrooms than TSA guarding the airports from unauthorized water bottles, and 2 inch pocket knifes.

Because as we all know, urinating into a toilet, surrounded by makeshift stall walls, can be the most offensive thing in the world if you don't share the same set of genitals as everyone else in the world! Especially since those stslls intentionally leave a gap, so we can spy on others as their peeing. That's how important these genitals in bathrooms are! Gotta follow all the correct protocol for emptying your bladder!

I say all this to say that yesterday I peed on a tree outside, and nobody gives a shit.

As for your coworkers? Just make a concentrated effort to remember what they prefer as their gender so you don't say "she" instead of "he".

The only one that confuses me is "they", but it's still refering to just one person. Luckily I don't know anyone like that, because that one I'm sure I'd constantly accidently fuck up.

I mean, yes and no.

You know how when you look up at a nights sky, and the whole sky is covered in a series of rotating popup ads, with the stars as their backdrop?

What do you mean NO??? When you use your telescope to try to look at space, and all you see is a facebook ad, a mcdonalds ad, a starbucks ad, an ad for a local lawyer, you know.....space ads. We've all seen them. Just ads floating in space, illuminating the night sky.

Oh, my mistake. This is 2025. That's commonplace in 2125. See, the technology to impose global space ads isn't a thing yet.

The thing about technology is, there's always somebody looking to profit off of every new technology. The technology behind space ads is actually used to show important global events, like what the global dictator does everyday. Oh, right. In 2125 there's a global dictator who rules the entire planet through oppression and slavery. So, not much different than 2025, besides even the illusion of freedom is gone.

The point is, you don't have the technology to put ads in the sky, and therefore the advertising industry can't yet be blamed. But once it exists, they will.

It really is a chicken or the egg situation.

Sometimes he's really really insightful, and brilliant, and then other times he tells you something really really fucked up.

And in either case.....he doesn't care.