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Tips for Smart TVs?

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  • Don't buy a tv. Buy a "monitor". Add your own external tv tuner box, and other smart sticks externally. At that point your "tv" is just a display.

    Yes, it costs more, but you're not paying with your data.

  • Please don't diminish the word "fascist". We have plenty of actual fascists in governments of multiple countries all around the world. We have a real problem right now.

    If everything is fascist, then nothing is fascist. It's the boy who cried wolf. And it gives freedom to actual fascists to continue being fascists. Because if you call them out on it, they brush it off like "Oh you people say EVERYTHING is fascist these days!"

    And the problem gets worse.

  • Orrrrrrrr, and hear me out......

    We thin the herd. We sell products that if you spend any time paying attention, you know NOT to buy.

    "Delicious home baked cyanide cookies! Just like grandma used to bake! That one time...."

    And then? If you eat those cookies, that's on you.

    Although, this bakery would have an uphill battle maintaining a regular customer base.

  • Oddly enough, so is horse dick!

    Now, anyways.

    It wasn't always the case. It took a porn star dying after porn makers in the 2000s forced a horse to rape a woman (yes, I typed that right), and film it. The practice had been going on since the 70s, but now a woman died. So lawmakers got together and said "Ya know what? No more sleeping with horses. I don't think anyone will argue that proposed law, and I can use it on the campaign trail next election!"

    And so it was. No more horse fucking porn.

    And I guess the meat is also illegal. I'm sure there's a story there too.

  • Amonia and bleach don't make meth. It makes mustard gas.

    As for what the police will think if they search your moms house, you're thinking about this from the wrong perspective.

    The cops are never there in good faith. The cops are never there to get to the bottom of the real story. The cops are not an element of justice. We don't have a justice system. We have a legal system. If the cops are already searching your place, they don't give a shit about your intentions, your behavior, your motivation, or your innocence. They already made up their mind long before they showed up.

    It doesn't matter what they think. They'll plant evidence if they find none. They are not above being dirty cops.

    If they're already searching your house, it's too late.

  • See, what you do is, step 1, buy a mansion. With a huge basement.

    Step 2, install several cages in that basement. Full iron bar.

    Step 3, hire ninjas to use sleeping darts on her to knock her out.

    Step 4, imprison her naked in one of your many basement cells. Each of these cells has a human sized hampster wheel. She now has to run on this hampster wheel all day. Doing so produces electricity, which powers your house.

    Step 5, repeat steps 3-4 until all the cells are filled with more naked slaves!

    Step 6, install webcams and start a business called "WeRunOnHampsterWheels.com". Create a new fetish based on bouncy boobs running on a hampster wheel, which you now have a temporary monopoly on, and a head start, and an unfair advantage in being able to create live content 24/7 for free.

    Never once show your face in this house. Ever.

    Step 7, after years of hampster wheel slavery, you "break into" the mansion, and find this woman you used to know who hasn't been seen in like 15 years.

    Step 8, tell her you COULD get the key hanging on the wall, and set her free......but you only want to see her in a dating sense.

    She'll be so thsnkful that she'll agree to anything.

    Checkmate!

  • I understood nothing you just said. Are you an alien from mars, who's almost learned english, but not quite?

    Because if so......that's pretty impressive. But also, you should leave earth. Humans have been known to kill other humans for having a different skin color, or for believing in a different magical man in the sky. I can't imagine what they'd do to someone from another planet!

    Earth is not tolerant of others.