Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world

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This is just proof that legalization ACTUALLY keeps the stuff OUT of teenagers hands.

When I was a teen, it was illegal. Everywhere.

Which meant that literally EVERYONE at school had it. I seriously did not pay for weed from 8th grade until about age 22, just because SOMEONE always wanted to party with the fat funny kid. Imagine getting to smoke weed with Chris Farley. Would you charge him? Or would you just invite him?

It wasn't until I was living with my girlfriend, and we wanted to smoke together that I realized "oh shit....I guess I actually have to go buy it."

And it was still illegal, which meant everyone had it. I just went to work, and asked literally the first person I worked with who they buy weed from. Turns out she grew/sold it.

It was illegal, and therefore unregulated, and therefore it existed freely.

Now, in most states it's legal, and thus regulated, and thus the black market can't exist.

The idea of teenagers NOT having free access to weed is absolutely foreign to me, but it's the world we live in today. Whereas I grew up in the war on drugs. Which used the D.A.R.E program to educate kids on how cool drugs are, where to get them, and then passed out free samples. Which went missing. Years later I heard conspiracy theories that the D.A.R.E programs ACTUAL goal was to get kids hooked on illegal drugs, so they could arrest them as young adults.

And honestly? I don't have much in the way of an arguement to dispute that. I'm not saying it's true. I'm just saying I have no arguement against it.

Because your wife needs to hear it? Or because she'd get a kick from hearing it?

What happens if 100% of humans are inside the circle, and there is no other?

I like how in escalation of severity a cat meowing is above kids destroying the house.

So I was right then.

I used to work at a gas station. I'd have to clean the bathrooms once per shift.

The mens bathroom? A couple of wet spots next to the toilet. I always attributed this to the guys who end up getting multiple streams, and don't know what to do.

The womens bathroom? Look. I know women bleed once a month. I get it. But ladies, what the fuck are you doing in the gas station bathrooms??? Are you having coat hanger abortions??? Is it like a woman thing to all contribute to one communal blood pool? There is no way these nightly horror scenes all came from one person unless they had a recently chopped off limb! Is Freddie Kruger attacking you ladies while you're pooping? I have never figured out what the womens bathroom experience is, but it has SHATTERED any illusion to me that women are cleaner/neater than men. We may leave dirty laundry around the house for days, but you gals have an exorcism as you toot.

See, this is why everyone says girls don't poop. They DON'T poop. They disembowel.

I must be doing it wrong. I gave birth to some kidney stones years ago.

Do not reccomend.

Don't worry. I don't pee on trees. I pee on my neighbors.

.......so you're one of those people who seeks out overly complex and convoluted solutions for the sake of being different.

Here's a fun little tidbit. Remember Marc Summers, and Double Dare? Remember how messy that show got?

Well Marc was actually a germophobe, and every time he got messy he would be having an anxiety attack as the show was being recorded. On double dare. DOUBLE DARE!!!! The show that was so messy, it's logo literally had a blob of green slime as the backdrop!

And every moment you see him, covered in mess, smiling away, just know that internally, he's having a panic attack and in hell.

Yay childhood memories!

........I JUST woke up! Why do you want me to feel old???

I don't know who Buster Keaton is.....I assume some kind of professional mosh pitter, and stage diver?

Yeah, but let's take it one step further. Lets put a muzzle on kids! ESPECIALLY in airports! Have you ever in your life been in an airport, and NOT been sitting in an area with some shitty kid crying and screaming, and being a general piece of shit?

No. The answer is no you haven't. Unless you've never been to an airport. I suppose thats a second option.

"Dad.....I'm 22....."

"And you're still not to be trusted!"

This needs to be a SNL sketch.

Aw, who are we kidding? This would be a MadTV sketch, and Will Sasso would be the one getting held down.

Although if it were SNL, I could see Will Farrell being the one getting held down.

My new username is Usernamerakeface

Hey, whoa! I think I'D know better what your wife loves.....

ziiiiiip

By the way, it's her birthday, and she's mad at you.

As an American, PLEASE LET ME SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS!!! MY COUNTRY IS A DUMPSTER FIRE AND I HATE BEING HERE!!!

Ah, ok. So I'm not an idiot. I just don't speak french! Whew!

GUYS!!! IT'S OK!!! I'M NOT AN IDIOT AFTERALL!!!

walks away

steps on a rake

Look. If ANYBODY is an eternal life force that never ages, it's clearly The Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart.

Don't believe me? Go back and watch WWF tapes from the 1980s. Then go watch Hulk Hogans return to WWE from a few months ago.

Hogan has aged like milk, while Jimmy Hart looks like he's maybe 3 days older.