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Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world
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VCs are starting to partner with private equity to buy up call centers, accounting firms and other "mature companies" to replace their operations with AI

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  • No no. Don't just hang up. Tell us who it was so we can ALL avoid buying their products.

    • Where does technology come from in Star Wars?

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  • I honestly can't tell if you're making an unfunny joke, or if you just don't know what "people" are.

    • What is "KF" and why is it such a big deal if someone is from there?

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  • ITT: Proof that ignorance IS bliss.

    I had never heard of KF before, and I'm jealous of me 5 minutes ago.

    • Easy decision

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  • DING DING!!!

    ........it's actually a bell.

    • The American Dream

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  • Best we can do is $3.50.

    What do you MEAN no??? People just don't want to work these days!!!

    • Sleep is an art, and I'm a master!

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  • This cat sleeps here, and on the table, and on the couch, and in the sink, and anywhere she wants, any time she wants.

    You see, true lazyness is a delicate balance. Do too little, and you're not lazy, you're lathargic. Do too much, and you're no longer lazy.

    There's so many spots around the house to sleep in too! No shortage of choice there. Yeah, the art of sleeping around is like a game of chess, and I'm a queen!

    ........wait.

    • A cat

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  • I've never seen a depressed cat. What's wrong with that cat, and how many cuddles will it take to....

    cuddles the cat

    Nevermind. I'm just going for it.

    • Easy decision

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  • No no no.....the train is on its way to pickup and transport nuclear war heads.

    If you derail the train, we can't blow up tens of thoussnds of innocent people in Nagasaki!

    • Easy decision

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  • A horn? On a trolley??? Would it not have a whistle?

    • X (formerly Twitter) has been experiencing international outages for a second time in a week.

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  • Ukraine. Not "the Ukraine". Just "Ukraine". Adding "the" in front is a russian thing to diminish Ukraine as a country. It would be like Americans calling it "the Mexico".

    • X (formerly Twitter) has been experiencing international outages for a second time in a week.

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  • No.....no it still has a 44 billion dollar hole to climb out of first.

    • X (formerly Twitter) has been experiencing international outages for a second time in a week.

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  • Whoosh!

    • Fluffy wonder

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  • O_o

    In what way???

    • What's the process of black market weed consumption?

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  • Is that you, Farris Bueller?

    • Its gotta suck to be the guy who has to text out all the two-factor authentication codes.

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  • 8675309......dammit, thats too many numbers....

    • Classic

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  • Only if sounding is their kink.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • See Alabama? This is why incest is bad. You get literal hitler....

    • Classic

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  • "This man touched my penis!"

    • I'm gay and I dunno what it means

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  • My take on this is that Jaz k is gaslighting all of us.

    • This is a PAINTING

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  • No, that's not a painting. It's actually a dog.