Kite boats
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PHARAOHโS CURSE ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ก ๐ข ๐ฃ ๐ค ๐ฅ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐จ ๐ฉ ๐ช ๐ซ ๐ฌ ๐ญ ๐ฎ ๐ฏ ๐ฐ ๐ฑ ๐ฒ ๐ณ ๐ด ๐ต ๐ถ ๐ท ๐ธ ๐น ๐บ ๐ป ๐ผ ๐ฝ ๐พ ๐ฟ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐1
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A GIF of a man couching up brown powder
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Princess eyes ๐
This is just what I was looking for! Thank you ๐
I love you Cheese
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(Image of a cap with the words 'STAR CROSSED LIZARDS' printed inside it)
cheeblogger
(A Drawing, the top part of the drawing shows two lizards in love. The bottom part of the drawing show the same two lizards separated by cages)
otterobsession
@hellsite-hall-of-fame , not sure if this fits your usual vibe, but โtis a classic!
#free them :( #hellsite hall of fame
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I switched because I really hated windows 11. When it first launched it was such a broken, buggy, unusable mess I just decided it was easier to learn linux
Itโs probably better now but I still havenโt had a need to go back
Like half the time on Reddit the notification was just a ploy to trick me into clicking onto those stupid snoo nfts things, but on lemmy whenever I see a notification I know itโs actual engagement.
I read breasts at first too ๐
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sexygaywizard ๐ wizardpotions Follow
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Thu, May 11
Hi
\ 6'4 Dom top
\ 6:35
Today
Hi
\ 6'5 Dom top
\ 12:32
He's growing
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scallioncreamcheesebagel ๐ scallioncreamcheesebagel Follow
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r/AskReddit
\ u/JasperMidnight โข 3hWhat is the stupidest thing you've heard someone say that they were 100% serious about?
By0z โข 2h
"Blueberry muffins you buy premade don't have any blueberries in them. Blueberries cost too much. They dye bees blue because they have the same texture and use them." He has 'explained' it to multiple people multiple times.
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iguanasdefuego โข 4h
"How do we know it wasn't just ostriches on the radar that triggered Pearl Harbor?" My dude. WHAT.
hi_im_watson โข 4h
I was on a date at an art museum. The painting tag said who it was made by the title and made Circe 1600 and she said "do you think the earth was even around back then? You just never really know"
you just never really know
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bisexualtercation ๐ naturallybadforyou
\ Yesterday#a girl i went to school with one mentioned the mutant chickens they farm for kfc and we were all like.... what
\ #and she said yeah you know because in a bucket you can get like 5 wings and 5 thighs or whatever
\ #someone told her they're not all from the same 5-legged chicken and she said YOU MEAN THEY MIX CHICKENS???
\ #i still reference that all the time lol
notpietromaximoff ๐ meteortrails
#having eaten a bee before they are not the same texture as blueberries.
lot going on in here
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cassie-is-trans ๐ vuutarros Follow
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Image of a lemon and a lime stitched together
modogoblin
why must we play god
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Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place
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#you don't need the thread citrus are such whores
#they'll cross with any other citrus they're not choosy
"citrus are whores" is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today
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I'm not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don't see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.
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#so we're slutshaming the fruits now?
Tags that look homophobic without context
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The little fish in the background from The Little Mermaid just eyeing him is the icing on the cake lmao
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truly-sincerely ๐ piratepolls
piratepolls
(image of a tweet)
truly-sincerely
(Screenshot of a tag)
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