radiofreederry asked: \
You're always talking about your damn grain tributaries.
As if they're anything special.
cryptotheism answered: \
You're just jealous because your tributaries are 34%
millet and your peasants are weakened by scurvy. You
are jealous of the fertile river delta I control with several
magnificent forts.
radiofreederry
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Your horse archers could never hope to best mine. Your bronze is of
inferior quality.
cryptotheism
Mad because my river delta means my cities can only be besieged by
naval forces you don't have.
radiofreederry
Jumping up and down furiously and demanding that my court poets
draft declamatory verses comparing you to a mandrill.
cryptotheism
I am unaffected by your epic poetry because of my bountiful grain
tributaries
(A photograph. To the left in the foreground is a sign that reads "CAUTION BEAR IN AREA" with a depiction of a bear on it, and to the right in the
background is a black bear standing on a pathway.)
Anonymous asked: \
what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters
ublock-origin answered:
(Picture of a keyboard with most of the letters eroded away)
We have no letters Kathleen!
ublock-origin
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zadumavi 6 minutos \
h. how long have you had this keyboard.
yuri-execution 7 minutos \
did you accidentally bathe it in acid or something??
some 8ish years now i reckon
i have naturally acidic sweat. it's a family thing
ublock-origin
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#if ur fr abt the acidic sweat talk to a doctor if u havent already 💀 \
#like. genuinly \
#acidosis kills
we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other
than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic
mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't
seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested,
our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy
lived to be 93 years old.
ashestoashesjc
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#this makes it so its impossible for us to use metal frame glasses \
#since they break down in less than a year usually
captain-price-unofficially
What the fuck.
naggingatlas
op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the
queen
Not sure about any that try to be exactly like Facebook. The closest off the top of my head is Pixelfed which is meant to be like instagram if that seems like something you’d be interested in.
the gimmick blogs are like tumblr's rogue gallery.
yes we've got some heroes, yes we've got some
villains, but more importantly if you look over here
you will see some freak who devotes all their time
to counting the number of "t's" in a post
t-counter
T Count: 15
Letter Count: 198
Your T Percentage: 7.58%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!
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cryptotheism
radiofreederry
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Your horse archers could never hope to best mine. Your bronze is of inferior quality.
cryptotheism
Mad because my river delta means my cities can only be besieged by naval forces you don't have.
radiofreederry
Jumping up and down furiously and demanding that my court poets draft declamatory verses comparing you to a mandrill.
cryptotheism
I am unaffected by your epic poetry because of my bountiful grain tributaries
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