No mention of Lineage OS or Replicant. This article is definitely some commercialized trash. An "awful Android tablet" is any tablet that runs its stock operating system.
What is the singular reflexive form of "they"? "Themselves" sounds too plural. "Themself" is inventing a new word, which is not problematic, but if we're going to invent new words we may as well start using "ve" or "ze" as gender neutral pronouns.
He is definitely already on stimulants. Maybe legal dextroamphetamine, or maybe cocaine.