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  • surprise wild rats

    Found my new band name.

  • The Lost City with Sandra Bullock, Channing Tatum, and Daniel Radcliffe. It seems like a tropey romance-action flick, but is more a parody of genre clichés. The writing, acting, and humour are pretty good.

  • Punching Nazis is always self defence, since being a Nazi in public is an act of violence.

  • Wait, your right or my right?

  • If nothing else, he has a talent for sucking the oxygen from the room.

  • ‘Here’s an idea: let all those around you know your status.’

    ‘Revolutionary!’

    It’s weird we haven’t already done this, but good.

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  • There’s already a codebase for bursting from the ground in an explosion of lava. Everyone wants that.

    You’re the first person asking for a scarf, and our system doesn’t even know what a neck is.

  • Or never let Windows touch anything. There are alternatives. Treat Windows like the virus it is.

  • If you’re concerned about privacy, fire nearly always works.

  • If you had a seizure condition, though…

  • You didn’t have to be looking for porn – it was super common to run across CP or beheading videos in random niche interest forums posted by trolls. So many times I saw something I did not want to see when clicking for a knitting pattern.

    e: I have psychological scars from that Dan Pearl video – for a while in the mid-aughts, it was literally unavoidable unless you stopped using the internet entirely.

  • Do you mean these?

    They were part of a continuity ritual we performed before they installed cupholders in computers. You’d have to feed them to your pc one at a time when requested, often whilst entering an incantation in the command prompt. The meaning may have been lost to time, but we still use their icon to honour that ritual.

    e: I can’t believe I found these so quickly. They were still on the same closet shelf where I put them in 2002.

  • Oh, yeah, the browser wars. As a designer during that time, having to learn 5 or more versions of css and JavaScript (which were sometimes competing and broke one another) before code pages were a thing was a nightmare.

    And getting kicked off dial-up because someone decided to make a phone call when a large game download was at 97% complete after 5 hours before file caching was really a thing was infuriating.

  • I don’t remember it that way. To me, it was a minefield of viruses, popup ads, chain mail, and unexpected extreme NFSW content.

    Everything improved a bit when browsers started limiting recursive popups and hidden executables on websites, but for much of the late 90s and early aughts, every click was risky. And oh my god the design of things. I was so happy when the

    <blink>

    tag finally fell out of fashion.

  • I don’t mean to imply anything here, but is it common to find a body, call 911, then bug out without giving any contact info?

    Is it weird that I think the vast majority of people would want to stick around to see what was happening, at least?

    If I found a body, I’d be interested in what happened, and why. If I found a burnt body in the wilderness, I’d probably not want to fuck off into that same wilderness alone with, perhaps, a survivalist murderer lurking. I’d probably wait for the authorities, since there’s safety in numbers. Maybe that’s just me?

  • She’s brown, though, so why are we supposed to care? She’ll likely grow up to be a criminal or something, so it’s fine. Expedient, even.

    If we take care of them at 2 years old, that’s less crime later. This is a good thing, if you really think about it.

    And now I need to go take a shower just for typing that out loud.