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  • I gotta add Moon Walker's recent Monopoly Money to this thread

    When I was a kid

    We didn’t murder CEO's

    They just gave us each a penny

    And we did what we were told

    They don’t care how many people

    They watch work themselves to death

    The only thing that they’re scared of is a bullet in the chest

    https://youtu.be/wUaCz28bm18

  • That's not fucking true. It's $70 if you don't own it for switch 1, $10 if you own the switch 1 version, and free if you own the switch 1 version and pay for Nintendo's online membership. If you own the dlc for switch 1, you can play it on switch 2, if not it's $20

  • THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20 KILO FEROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT! EVERY FIVE SECONDS, THE MAIN GUN OF AN EVEREST-CLASS DREADNOUGHT ACCELERATES ONE, TO ONE-POINT-THREE PERCENT OF LIGHTSPEED. IT IMPACTS WITH THE FORCE A 38 KILOTON BOMB. THAT IS THREE TIMES THE YIELD OF THE CITY BUSTER DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA BACK ON EARTH. THAT MEANS, SIR ISACC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE! NOW! SERVICEMAN BURNSIDE, WHAT IS NEWTON'S FIRST LAW?

    SIR! AN OBJECT IN MOTION STAYS IN MOTION, SIR!

    NO CREDIT FOR PARTIAL ANSWERS MAGGOT!

    SIR! UNLESS ACTED ON BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE, SIR!

    DAMN STRAIGHT! I DARE TO ASSUME YOU IGNORANT JACKASSES KNOW THAT SPACE IS EMPTY. ONCE YOU FIRE THIS HUNK OF METAL, IT KEEPS GOING 'TIL IT HITS SOMETHING. THAT CAN BE A SHIP, OR THE PLANET BEHIND THAT SHIP. IT MIGHT GO OFF INTO DEEP SPACE AND HIT SOMEBODY ELSE IN 10,000 YEARS! IF YOU PULL THE TRIGGER ON THIS, YOU ARE RUINING SOMEONES DAY! SOMEWHERE AND SOMETIME! THAT IS WHY YOU CHECK YOUR DAMN TARGETS! THAT IS WHY YOU WAIT 'TIL THE COMPUTER GIVES YOU A DAMN FIRING SOLUTION. THAT IS WHY, SERVICEMAN CHUNG, WE DO NOT 'EYEBALL IT'. THIS IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION! YOU ARE NOT A COWBOY, SHOOTING FROM THE HIP!

    SIR, YES SIR!