This August is only half through,But for some, winter’s soon to ensueSo don’t Grinch on this carol,’Cause we know in the Barrel:Crackers love their Christmas Scooby-Doo!
Zorque is envied by every gent,’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tentEvery saint and sinnerCan each be a winnerWhen his dick’s in the beauty pageant
Now that we are all switching to Lemmy, now is the time for all the redditors with embarrassing usernames to make their username right! Don't screw up this time!
Now that Reddit’s been made obsolete,Our new usernames can be discreetSo, make your name rightThe future looks brightFor Sweatyfartz and weinermeat
YSK: You should dry off beef before cooking. Doing so promotes the Maillard Reaction, which will make the meat taste and look better.
Unbrowned steaks are surely regretted,But Froyn just likes their meat wettedSo, both in kitchen and bed,The same can be said:Their wife just hates their forking method
The caprines were eating their oats,When this furball snapped right at their throatsDogs won't need to be taughtWhen you've already gotA little raccoon for herding goats
The Crow cawed that Lemmy is strong,Since no kids have yet come alongBut the teens disagreeAll ages've stupidity!I think you spelled idiots wrong
This August is only half through,
But for some, winter’s soon to ensue
So don’t Grinch on this carol,
’Cause we know in the Barrel:
Crackers love their Christmas Scooby-Doo!