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Lemminary @ Lemminary @lemmy.world
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chef's kiss.

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  • 🥵 Orz daddy

    • It really is

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  • In a trench coat?

    • please don't tell my boss I've been posting memes on the clock

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  • Back in my day, we would carry the memes to work uphill both ways!

    • The sheer amount of acronyms used to explain my behavior is beginning to look like the eye-chart at the vision clinic.

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  • You can just say methylphenidate, the name of the active compound, instead of the full name of the conjugate 😅

    • choice

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  • Oh, yes! Animals, totally

    • y tho

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  • Two lab assistants, one beaker.

    • Alligator Alcatraz detainees allege inhumane conditions at immigration detention center

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  • They're taking a break from the performance. Bad actors need vacations too!

    • Who's the most wittily hilarious person in your personal and professional circles?

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  • I used to be friends with a black gay guy who was laugh-out-loud funny. He was always cracking jokes and he was a joy to be around.

    But then he started hanging out with this one lesbian who was kinda shady, was dealing, was stealing, and pretty much tainting this guy once they became friends and that's when he started doing it himself, so I cut ties.

    Such a shame we can't be friends anymore.

    • After disasters like the Texas flood, Trump reflexively blames Biden

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  • Thanks Obama

    • 2010

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  • This guy fawkes.

    • Exhaustion

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  • :)

    • Exhaustion

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  • I mean, is she wrong, though? Existing is exhausting. You can't spell exhausting without existng.

    • People who made a single terrible financial decision that still haunts you to this day - how did it happen?

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  • I had two: I fell for a predatory gym membership for 24/7 Hour Fitness that charged my card even though I couldn't enter the damn place without paying for an access card because "it expired". The fuCK? And years later, fell for another one because the credit card was imposed on me by an Amazon subcontractor during training. They made it seem mandatory for logistical reasons, and I was oblivious. They made it as hard as possible to cancel the damn thing so a lot of people fucked over their credit.

    I've learned a lot since.

    • People who made a single terrible financial decision that still haunts you to this day - how did it happen?

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  • I’ve completely cut ties

    Fucking hell I was gonna say, you call that family??

    • In languages which use complex written characters (such as Chinese's logographs), is there an equivalent to English's "text speak" shorthand?

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  • Note to self: gain a few pounds.

    • In languages which use complex written characters (such as Chinese's logographs), is there an equivalent to English's "text speak" shorthand?

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    • The Naysayers Wont Stop Progress

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    • Just how visible is your butthole to a gynecologist?

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  • Bro, if I ever shitpost I'll slip one in there for your pleasure. 😅

    • Just how visible is your butthole to a gynecologist?

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  • Yes, but triggering shitpost is what's on the menu! Post goes "Problem?" user goes "REEEEEEEEEE"

    • The Naysayers Wont Stop Progress

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  • I'm having 'Nam flashbacks with having to remember all these flags and capitals. 😵