🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @ Kolanaki @pawb.social

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue user

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Nihilism: "Life has no meaning 😭"

Absurdism: "Life has no meaning 😃"

I can't get my Medi-Cal insurance back because the official government site to apply simply does not fucking work.

Except that microplastics have been a major problematic thing since basically plastic become a popular thing, we just didn't know it yet back then. It's not like millenials invented plastic or popularized its use.

Ween's entire discography. Including the unreleased jingle they did for Domino's.

I thought the lesson was "only those of your same race are attractive." Which I think might be objectively worse. The "duckling" was only "ugly" because it was actually a swan.

can't walk on it

Then how come Toad the Wet Sprocket has a song about walking on the ocean? 🤔

Reading letters and things from hundreds of years ago when they hanged and gibbeted pirates on the streets of towns tells me I'd rather them be hanged far away from town so they don't stink up the place.

I'm not holding my breath on that, given how nobody is holding him accountable for shit and being allowed to do whatever the fuck he wants; the rule of law be damned.

How long did you let it sit before giving up? Some of her repacks can sit on a random percentage for up to an hour even on Windows and appear to be frozen.

My journal is Tumblr and !pillow_talk@lemmy.world.

My initial thought seeing the title was Megalopolis but I don't know the budget for it. Haven't seen it yet, so I can't speak to the quality of it, but I had read a ton of shit talking about how hard it was for Copolla to get it made and then distributed after he did make it. It sounds like the only thing that fits the question.

To a giant, that's a pebble. 😌

The 90s one at least has some creativity and is hilarious for the fact it is nothing at all like the games.

I feel better knowing I'm not the only one who didn't like the new Mario movie for the same reason.

"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends..."

Imagine only fucking someone after they fuck your friends first.

Pokémon are classified different than animals in the Pokémon world, so it's not technically bestiality to fuck your vaporion.

Everyone wants to be tall, but they forget that Goliath went down after being hit with a pebble.

Life After People is what I was thinking of.

You might dent the baby sim's head!

Nintendo has been trying to rub us out

"Stop, Nintendo. You're just mashing it."