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Anyone else enjoy Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew?

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  • Why ain't there no citrus fruits on yer ship, cap'n?

    • Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped

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  • "My name is Optimus Prime..."

    • There's still no Threadiverse RemindMe bot :(

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  • What's up with calling it the Threadiverse unless you're Mark Zuckerbot?

    • Chainsaw revisionism

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  • He forgot the first rule of being cool...

    If you care about being cool, you never will be.

    • Kids are making deepfakes of each other, and laws aren’t keeping up

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  • An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and a deepfake for a deepfake.

    • My health potions are green and poisons are red

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  • Then the insides have to be red for it to appear orange through green glass. The health potion is red!

    • A Polish jalapeño pastry

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  • Can I get one without wasps, please?

    • They know where to come back when they figure themselves out

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  • In my city? Hell yeah there are.

    • Moderation

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  • Eh, eheu, eheu

    • What are some good uses for smart phones?

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  • Bit hard to control an app if the phone's up your bum, innit?

    • Snake on a plane delays a flight in Australia

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  • "I'm sick of these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane!" - But with an Australian accent.

    • What are some good uses for smart phones?

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  • Anything's a dildo if your brave enough. Plus, it vibrates!

    • Jury says Google must pay California Android smartphone users $314.6m

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  • Can't wait to get my fifty-two cents!

    • :(

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  • "Pussy willow will now be called cotton stick."

    • A slow and painful death

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    • Meet Thor

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  • Suddenly, I am hearing that old sock monkey Quizno's commercial.

    Quizno's suuuuuubs!

    They are so good to eaaaaaaat!

    • The start of Canada Day festivities

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  • I can see the onions being chopped with cilantro and lime on standby.

    • Trump Hit by Bombshell Threat From Hackers Who Stole His Aides’ Emails

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  • The threat:

    • Oh Boy!, Golly!

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  • on trial for the murder of Minnie

    "So let me get this straight, Mr. Mouse... You killed your wife because she became mentally unsound?"

    "No, you fucking idiot! I killed her because she was fucking Goofy!"

    • They fighting again

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  • WW3 isn't going to be between countries with nukes.

    It's going to be between these two and the WW stands for White Weirdos instead of World War.