🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @ Kolanaki @pawb.social

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue user

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Reddit: "Come make friends on Reddit, France!"

Also Reddit: "Ew... French 🤢"

Must be pretty weird then; even the bible mentions some pretty weird sex stuff.

Me, a language/arts person: "Huh?"

I'm honestly shocked that multiple people got the reference.

Laying sideways, being spooned.

They didn't just utter it. They wrote it down, thus making it canon to language lore. 😌

Is there any specific reason for wanting Arin to be DKJ other than just his fantastic voice and comedic delivery?

Overnight is also synonymous with instant if you can actually fall asleep instantly. 🤣

Your overnight oats will seemingly be done instantly if you fall asleep right after starting them when you awake the next day.

15-20 years or so ago. Whenever smartphones became the dominant communications tool, and pretty much everyone had access to the internet from their pocket square.

Been online since '93 myself at pretty much the dawn of the World Wide Web.

One of them will hold you down while the other stabs you to death with carrots.

I said "you too" back to a guy I started seeing when he told me to "drive safe" as I was leaving and I was tempted to jump into the nearby wood chipper as soon as it came out of my mouth. 😖

The only one I am not entirely sure about is qrstuv (or something like that) and their community Funhole. I just assume they are the same kind of weird, eccentric internet person I've known about since getting online but there are some things that make me wonder if they are actually a bot sometimes.

Their usernsme is just kinda random. there is another user with another 5 letter username that's just random letters that responds to all their posts with the same comment. Their art is pretty unique and strange, but that could also be AI generated.

I'm pretty sure they are an actual weirdo, but simultaneously if someone discovered they weren't I wouldn't be surprised. I do like their art, though. It's pretty rad.

No offense to qrstuv if you are flesh and blood instead of 1s and 0s. :P

Anal WoW

There is only one magazine video game advertisement I really remember from seeing in the wild in an actual magazine, and that was the Quake 3 Arena one of a computer in a crusty-as-fuck basement bathroom in front of a toilet with just a super dirty setup.

Top left thing: "I bring you love!"

Lenny: "It's bringing love! Break its legs!"

I used to love that game. Then they started making it more RNG based. 😮‍💨

As a kid: Saturday morning cartoons.

As a teen: Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego the animated series (which was once interrupted by the news to show a plane crashing into a building).

As an adult: I ain't got time for that shit!

But not the lying, the raping, the trampling of the constitution, the racism, the sexism, the homophobia or the transphobia? Just the tariffs, huh?

I don't like the one where I have to stand on my shoulders and compress my neck to be anally pounded from above. That one hurts my neck and back like hell.

I would prefer it if only my decisions affected my life, and not the decisions of other people. Want a well-paying job you're already good at? Better hope that another person decides you deserve it. Same with getting a place to live. It was quite a shock when I learned you had to fucking interview to rent an apartment, and may not be approved even if you have the money.