KingPorkChop @ KingPorkChop @lemmy.ca

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Trump is a big man baby with mayonnaise for a brain.

But most of civilized society already knows this.

What a stupid thing to waste money on.

You could save some of that money and just enforce rules and fines on the people who hire undocumented workers. You'll get money from fines and people will stop hiring those without papers. It's almost like the problem will take care of itself.

Oh wait, that's right. This is all about hurting brown people, breaking up families, throwing sick kids in cages, and making them suffer.

Nevermind.

Not with that attitude they won't.

Temples fingers

Ex...cellent!

The Temu version of Ferris Bueller's girlfriend could have shit, washed hands, and been back on her laptop on the couch in the time it took to make this bullshit post.

Some of this food isn't great for you, but if you only have it now and then it shouldn't be a problem.

Moderation and a diverse diet is key.

I gave one of these to my girlfriend the day before I had to go away on business for 2 months.

She said "What is this for?"

I said "It's a replacement for my you-know-what."

She said "Oh, ok. I think I get it."

I got home 2 months later and she had 3 chipped teeth.

True this. I love camping but survival type campers say my version of camping isn't actually camping.

I'm sorry, but just because the campground has a sign out front that says "hotel" doesn't mean I'm not camping. I'm roughing it man. I don't even have my own pillow.

Andy Ogles shows his support for “terrorism” by suggesting someone he doesn't like should have his life upended, stripped of citizenship, and permanently removed from him home.

Can we send Ogles to Alligator Auschwitz?

I once spent 45 minutes trying to get ChatGPT to write a haiku. It couldn't do it. It explained what syllables were, and the rules for the syllables in a haiku, but it didn't understand it.

America is a 340 million people dressed in a gimp suit.

The scumbag lived far longer than he should have.

It’s the Democrats.

It is Americans as a whole. 1/3 of then didn't even bother voting.

They get what they have coming to them.

Phones and tablets. The younger generations are only using those for the most part.

I love it.

The more Trump fucks around and shits his pants, the stronger Canada becomes building new trade partners and new deals with stable countries who have stable leaders.

Even if we make a deal with the USA, they'll probably go back on it a few months later. Keep going you old orange bag of fuck juiced mayonnaise. The USA can fuck itself in the asshole with a pineapple. We're moving on.

American milk tastes funky.

The LAST thing I'd do with my mobile phone is install Facebook or Instagram. What a nightmare.

One day we will all rejoice in the destruction of that shit hole.

Canada Needs Nukes!

Fuck the USA. Close the borders.

Further, not having a nuclear option means the USA will potentially attack you.

This Canadian wants nukes yesterday.