KingJalopy @ KingJalopy @lemm.ee

I'm the king. Of jalopies.

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They're for connecting to a car battery and a dead car battery to jump start the dead one. Pretty common really.

And that's why I'm leafing you!

It's a "Friend's" meme.

Long time ago, first time my wife left me alone for a week since we got together, I decided to go on a Xanax bender. I didn't remember a fucking thing. But, we had a basement with a spiral type stairway where the washer and dryer were. She came home and went to wash her clothes and yelled, "what the actually FUCK!?" there was an entire sheet of plywood wedged in that stairwell, impossibly stuck. She demanded an explanation that I simply could not provide so I played it off like I was doing a building project down there and it got stuck. I had to sawzall that thing to get it out. When we went down we discovered I had built an entire grow cabinet for weed which was entirely up and running. I was like, "surprise!"

She was surprised alright, but not as much as I was lol.

That article seems judgy. I fuck with crypto and make lots of money from it actually. I easily cash out directly to my bank regularly when I make profits. Takes about 10 seconds. I also pay tax on that shit after a certain amount. I don't see how it's any different than stocks. I can't spend my stocks either. I'm putting my money in a technology I think might either have a neat future use case or one I just think will triple my investment. Then I cash out. Dude acts like crypto is just for crime when it's more about a way to fund new, albeit sometimes useless, technologies. I don't argue that there's tons of shady shit going on but that's not the only thing going on, as this article would have you think.

Heard of a few people claiming to the police they couldn't breathe

Shit, our bad.

Funny. I moved from Oklahoma to California in March. I couldn't take the idea of raising my daughter there. It's nice here, I suppose, but I see almost as many trump flags here as I did there. Granted, there are way more people here so it's only natural they do exist. I just didn't think they would be so open about it. I'm sure some of that has to do with where in California I'm at, but it made me realize this shit is everywhere. At least, for now, my daughter will have access to what she needs or wants in the event something awful happens or if she decides she's not who she was born as.

Long story short, these right wing nuts are very much displaying their politics for the world to see, no matter where they are.

Don't we know it

I haven't clicked it but, ass pennies?

Eventually. Assuming we eat them raw.

The criminal was already caught. And executed. Problem solved.

Almost as if it's some kind of federated space...

Oh yeah that's right. Been a couple years since I had a moto but still those motions were genius.

I def miss the twist for flashlight. I have a pixel now which I hate but it has a feature to tap the back twice. I use it for my flashlight but it doesn't compare

Only because it isn't strawberry unicorn poop flavored...

I actually know Martin in real life and worked with him for almost a year and he's almost exactly like his Guilfoyle character. He probably was Bill as a young person lol. The only difference is he's super sweet but still has that dead pan sense of fuck you humor.

I vape but used to smoke for 15 years. Been vaping only for years now. Only use vaping liquid made in house and only 2 ingredients. Nicotine and pg. The difference in how I feel is dramatic. No coughing, wheezing, shortness of breath or anything that I associated with actually smoking. However, I worry that other problems might arise we just haven't had enough time to know about yet from doing so. What I do know is I can run, exercise, etc and suffer no ill effects like I used to. I also use quality vapes and no weird flavored shit. I will say though, I'm more addicted to nicotine than I ever was due to the accessibility and convenience of the vape. I stood a better chance of quitting cigarettes than I ever did of quitting vaping.

So Middle Eastern people know about this?

Unreal was def in rotation but quake was always our preference.