KingJalopy @ KingJalopy @lemm.ee

I'm the king. Of jalopies.

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It's a fact by The Vandals

Read an article about the sun exploding this morning or something and just made me think of this song

In five billion years The sun will explode It's in the bible It's a fact

And no one will know That we were ever here It's a fact It's a fact

So rest assured in knowing That what you do don't matter Some one can do it better anyway It's a fact

-the vandals

I've seen it twice on lemmy just today

Blue, actually. Very, very, very blue.

I never thought I'd die like this, but I'd always hoped

My job moved me from Oklahoma to California. Took 3.5 months to sell my house but I was in Cali that whole time while my wife and daughter stayed behind waiting for the sale. The day I finally came back to get them after the sale was that day. I had never been away from them more than 2 days in 15 years. That 3.5 months alone was so fucking hard and depressing. Never been so happy to see them.

That day. For me.

Still fucking with Linux and telling others it's not as hard as everyone's thinking describing it in what might as well be Mandarin.

Oh, commie shit too, prolly.

Yeah he's a panoisseur. I wash mine with soap too lol. But I use the lemon scented shit so my soap infused food is always citrusy fresh.

Hackerman

I'm just gonna be honest, you seem like a great person and all, but eating a burrito with one hand is just not practical.

How could you not believe a guy like that? He's a down to earth people person just like us and telling it like it is! He's out there grabbing life by the...horns, I think he said? And he's obviously very bigly smart by surrounding himself with people like the richest guy on the planet. You can't get that rich if you're an idiot, otherwise we'd all be loaded! Can't wait for those $10 dollar eggs. I'll bet they even taste better, if only because I can only afford to eat them as often as steak.

I've heard just trying to not be sad works apparently? Haven't tried myself, but it might work. If the assholes on the Internet are to be believed.

Also chicken nuggets... Because we always go there and wonder, "why are there no nuggets at this taco place?"

You're gonna put your eye out

You're not wrong exactly lol. Love living here though.

There's eggs in my stores in California. For $8 PER FUCKING DOZEN.

Very time consuming

Weed is funny. I used to smoke regularly but now if I take even one puff I will have panic attacks to the point I can't breathe. I fully support its use but am no longer able to benefit from it.

Boner biting bastard

Awesome. I'll take the the standard 10% unless/until, you lose your ass. Then I'll just pretend I don't know you.