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  • I want them to say that I was indifferent to life.

  • And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It's a no win scenario.

  • What about wire hangers?

  • Coincidentally, that was my nickname for my ex-wife.

  • I'm surprised PornHub hasn't bought one of those and customized it.

  • Judge not, lest ye be judged. Who here hasn't accidentally tipped a valet $1 trillion instead of $10? It's happened to all of us at one time or another.

  • They should be non binary, like in the US.

  • Holy shit! They glow in the dark now?!

  • I have one of those.

  • It was a guy who paid the cop $30 to jerk off to her having sex with her husband that was complaining. He's just trying to get out of whatever mess he got himself into and trying to use it as an excuse.

  • I've wondered how businesses advertise anymore because I never see advertisements. I don't watch TV. I don't listen to radio. I have ad blockers on my devices. I just assumed most people used as blockers too.

  • Luckily the government stepped in to fix that problem by requiring everyone to buy health insurance. Wait...?

  • We make our employees sign a form when they're hired stating that they will not mention our company or any of its employees on social media in a negative way. It's standard practice. Any company big enough to have its own lawyer(s), they will advise them to do that because it can help prevent serious legal Issues.

  • I like boobs. Imagine what the logo would be if I had bought Twitter.