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Karlos_Cantana @ Karlos_Cantana @kbin.social
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Copy, Acquire, Kill— How Meta could pull off the most extraordinary pivot in tech history

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  • That's obvious. The question is how to stop them.

    • Our new slow cooker came in three boxes.

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  • Holy shit snacks! That sounds awesome!

    • Artificial

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  • Your hose isn't big enough to soak every server in the world.

    • Riker's always thirsty

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  • All I need is Data to understand these wippersnappers? Where do I get one of those?

    • Amazon's Prime Video will start serving ads on January 29 unless you pay extra

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  • Is there even anything worth watching on Prime? I haven't even looked at it in years.

    • A Standalone Instance That Is Not Like The Rest Of Lemmy: Open Sign-ups

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  • Maybe they are all of those things.

    • IKEA has all your holiday needs met

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  • You just caused me to make a fatal error.

    • IKEA has all your holiday needs met

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  • I slipped something in your drink. Don't fight it. Just ride the wave.

    • Americans are lonely and it’s killing them. How the US can combat this new epidemic.

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  • I wish I could have some time alone. I never have any time to myself.

    • Here's a phone, call somebody who cares

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  • I just dialed it and it said "the international number you dialed is not available".

    • What if Vader from Star Wars is actually Anakin?

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  • You mean that old hermit that lives on Tatooine? No way he's a Jedi.

    • What if Vader from Star Wars is actually Anakin?

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  • That's not 6 inches, oh wait... Yes, that's 6 inches.

    • by Mark Twain

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  • Why do you have a pic of William Shatner while quoting Gandalf?

    • It doesn't always feel good to compare yourself to your parents

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  • My father was a piece of shit when he was 22 and he's still a piece of shit. I'm a piece of shit, but not nearly the piece of shit that he is. That makes me better than him. I like these comparisons.

    • I got this popup ad on my TV while watching a DVD

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  • This article is a year old, but it's still possible to buy dumb tvs.

    • I'd prefer to just stay home, thanks.

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  • I'd also like to make her come.

    • Psychedelics don't have that effect.

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  • Yes, nothing happened to that man in decades, other than quantum physics.

    • Flying used to be this magical, miraculous thing!

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  • TIFIFY- "I have five unread semails".

    • The fediverse in a nutshell

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  • This site lists the ones that are and aren't federated with Threads. I don't know of a complete list of all the instances and all their federations, though.

    • The fediverse in a nutshell

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  • I can barely ad single digit numbers, much less hominem.