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Justas🇱🇹
Justas🇱🇹 @ Justas @sh.itjust.works
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Eggs are 10.99 in denver.

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  • Similar in Lithuania but we buy them in packs of 10.

    • Jobs are definitely going to go away, full stop

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  • The thing can't even pretend to be scared correctly.

    • Poor bb

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  • That book broke me in so many ways.

    • What's your most non-mundane possession?

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  • A Lutheran book of Lithurgy written in Lithuanian and printed in Tilsit (Now Sovetsk, Kaliningrad) in 1914.

    • Hold on!

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  • What did you just say about me?! How dare you hurt my feelings like that, I thought we were friends!?

    • When a conflict you are an observer to is so nuanced with so many changing "sides" that you have trouble knowing how to align, what tiebreakers do you use to determine who best to side with?

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  • I commit the coherence fallacy: the side with more coherent arguments is usually the right side.

    • Sawing machine vs Sewing machine

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  • Finnish company Tikka also made both sewing machines and sniper rifles.

    • The fact that this is a real image is infuriating

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  • Oh he learned something, but the opposite of what normal people learn.

    • Dress for the job

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  • There isn't a pronoun in what I wrote.

    • Dream technology is weird

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  • Be me, dreaming.

    Look up at phone.

    Phone says I'm 4 hours late for work.

    Wake up

    It's 2 in the morning and I have 5 hours of sleep remaining.

    • Dress for the job

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  • The dude looks androgynous enough to pass as a butch lesbian?

    • Some 20 hours in, I can say that Civilization 7's age transitions are the series' most radical and disruptive mechanic yet

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  • It feels to me like Firaxis took stuff from Humankind and Millenia into their game because they are out of ideas.

    • He died trying to suck his own penis, RIP.

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  • Complains about feminine energy while looking like a middle aged woman.

    • "once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"

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  • Oh nein, I ate die Zwiebel!

    • "once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"

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  • It's short for "Femoid", which is itself short for "Feminine humanoid".

    • "once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"

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  • That and "should of" should be punishable by getting your hand cut off.

    • "once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"

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  • Coreofmidas does deliver some gold once in a while.

    • "once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"

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  • Wasn't there a scandal in Germany that 45% of MILF pornstars don't actually have any children?

    • Scientists May Be Able to Make Grapefruits Compatible With Medications They Currently Interfere With

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  • Yes. A pomegranate at the right level of ripeness is the fruit of the gods.

    • "Zero fucks given" in other languages

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  • I put a dick on it. (Lithuanian)