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JustasšŸ‡±šŸ‡¹
JustasšŸ‡±šŸ‡¹ @ Justas @sh.itjust.works
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21 DOGE staffers resign as they refuse to 'dismantle critical public services'

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  • It's like Elon Musk and Donald Trump are both pissing down a volcano and not expecting it to burn their dicks off.

    • Trump vows to slap 25% tariffs on EU and claims bloc was ā€˜formed to screw USā€™

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  • Inb4 EU and Canada signs a great trade deal just to screw over Trump.

    • Mr. Grey, can I go to the bathroom?

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  • The simple things you see are all complicated

    • You died and are now a ghost. How do you prank the living?

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  • Also, change input language.

    And Num Lock.

    Caps Lock on decryption prompt on Linux (The system will not warn you about that one)

    • You died and are now a ghost. How do you prank the living?

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  • Press the Insert key on people's keyboards at random times of the day.

    • Is there any hope for Ukraine to survive as an independent state now that trump is desperately wishing for a peace treaty with Russia, even bypassing Ukraine?

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  • Excellent TV show.

    • Also, the Canadian army or something, but they didn't make this particular list.

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  • You forget the big cold.

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  • It's all fun and games until the database gets leaked and guards start getting offers to off a particular client.

    • Is the pipeline true, fellas?

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  • I think they got divorced because they were shit people. Not vice versa.

    • Whats his problem?

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  • "If you have the patience to sit by the river and wait, eventually, the corpses of your enemies will float by." Sun Tzu

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  • Yep. At this point, we should fear millions of Russian refugees on our borders when their country finally collapses.

    • Finally we'll know about their advanced military strategies

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  • Peace Dec

    Peace Du

    Peace Da

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  • WWII might be a distant memory for Americans, but most of Europeans have been to historical sites of Jewish genocide.

    • uninvited

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  • What kind of crazy person doesn't start a jigsaw puzzle with the edge pieces?

    • What is a figure of speech you like in your language?

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  • To show the goats.

    Lithuanian: rodyti ožius.

    Means to cry, fight or roll on the ground when you didn't get what you wanted.

    • See something you like?

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  • My mother-in-law literally gave us 20 eggs from a local farm for free yesterday.

    • What country are you from and what languages do you speak?

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  • Lithuanian.

    I speak Lithuanian, English, some Swedish and traces of Russian.

    • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lays out battle plan against 'shockingly dim' Trump White House

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  • What do you expect from marxist leninists?

    • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lays out battle plan against 'shockingly dim' Trump White House

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  • chink in their armor.

    • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lays out battle plan against 'shockingly dim' Trump White House

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  • lemmy.ml removes certain words, other instances don't.