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  • [careless whisper intensifies]

  • Non-American here: Colorado?

    I don't know many American symbols, but I'm sure that C flag is Colorado. Is it Colorado?

  • And often the only thing that could convince such a person would be to see it happening firsthand.

    See: YouTuber Jeranism and his recent trip to Antarctica. Seeing a 24 hour winter sun was the catalyst to pulling him out of that particular rabbit hole.

    That said, if the person in question is American and doesn't know how it happens, just sit tight because I'm sure the ICE will be along sooner or later to inform you of your free flight to El Salvador.

    Failing that, we could always send said person to Western China to show them what's going on there.

  • Am I the only normal person in these comments?

    I only want a life-size cutout of Danny Devito, and it's only £40!

    https://amzn.eu/d/frGNlbr

  • Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

    Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

    You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

    I mean if I went round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had thrown a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

  • Really? Coming in here and posting that? You've got the gall!

  • Last Resort as in Papa Roach's Last Resort?

  • Can we do it playing card style like they did with the 9/11 terrorists and pick them off one by one for funsies?

  • It is assault, though.

    Kid acted maliciously towards the cat. It's not like the kid accidentally knocked a bottle of water and some of it splashed the cat. No. There was a conscious decision to torment the cat by deliberately throwing water over it.

    Punishment fits the crime here.

  • MotorTown. Absolutely chill. It's like all the vehicle driving sims merged into one!

  • You don't need any artistic skills to make a comic. Draw that shit on a napkin for all I care - if it's a good joke, we'll laugh. In fact, drawing it on a napkin would instantly increase the amount of charm ten-fold.

  • Can you run one locally on your phone?

  • I'm sure you could write an entire collection of books on the irrationality of Brexit.

    As James O'Brien graciously puts it: "We are the first country in history to have placed economic sanctions upon itself"

  • This is for you, just for geeking out about ink and paper ❤️ have some Lemmy Gold 🪙

    But yeah, I remember writing with fountain pens when I was at school, but I was awful with them.

    I did get the hang of it after a point, though, and the writing was always beautiful when I got it working.

    I may have to invest. It'll give me an excuse to write some handwritten letters to friends and family ❤️

  • It's amusing to me because back in 2006 when I went to college, I was the only person in class taking notes on my dinky 10" notebook laptop and I loved not having to carry around ridiculous amounts of bulky folders and paper. Nowadays, I have a 2-in-1 laptop and use a stylus to take notes instead!

  • Can't wait for the Fight Milk powered AI!

  • If I own it, does it become Mein Kampfmittelbeseitigungsdienst?