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  • Ah yes, I see he has been taking lessons from our Lord and Pastor, Maldonado 🙏

  • Land will be trees, beaches will be crabs, and I've heard oceans will be nothing but jellyfish

  • Heh, branch

  • I'm sorry but can't we just leave most of them there?

    If they come to the good platforms they'll just make them shitty as well.

    Quite frankly, at this point I really want Musk to achieve his goal of getting humans to Mars. That way, he can take all his horrible followers and leave the rest of us here so we can actually work to fix this place.

  • All the while as we roast to death because all of this will take more resources than the entire energy output of a medium sized country.

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  • Well they definitely weren't taking his spot at Harvard, that's clear

  • Street 👍

  • This is what I did. I joined a football league for fatties and it's helping keep me active whilst not being massively outclassed by people younger and/or fitter than me 🤣 there's no pressure to be 'good' at it, as the weightloss aspect of the game is more important.

  • No, no. Just let us cook, I'm sure we'll end ourselves any minute now 👍

  • Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, wherever you may be, it's C.C. here, uh, Chris, from New York, Westchester County...

    Earth is flat, space is fake, and I have to make videos in my car because my wife doesn't let me make them in the house anymore because even she thinks I'm a fucking moron.

  • Edit: I totally fucked up this comment. Please disregard. I'm tired. It's been a long day. I just need sleep. Good night everyone, and I wish you all the best for tomorrow ❤️

  • "I can fix her!"

  • We'll swiftly see what happens with Rowe vs Wade when all the men start getting pregnant. "Oh, what's that? That baby is going to push its way out of your tiny pp and blow it apart? Oh well!"

  • Why not both? It's even more fun when you can't tell what's good German and what's not!

  • Yeah, that's how I read this. She's not being punished, she's crying tears of joy as Jesus makes her Dutch!

  • Calm down, I said eat out 😏

  • Daddy loves plowing the soil (the soil is your mom)

  • my favorite Windows version is 8.1.

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  • Do these tests take place with people watching? If not, could you not bullshit by saying "Yeah I'll do it", then lock the parents out from seeing anything before having a chat with the girl about how bullshit it is, then bullshit even more by simply telling the parents "yep, totally a virgin, absolutely a virgin"?

    That said, now I read that out loud I realise that's probably way too risky and could cost you your license.