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  • You know, I almost looked first before making my throwaway comment. I thought to myself no way this isn't a fool of a white boy. It's not only a woman, it's a black woman. I did not see that coming. I solemnly swear to be better in the future, because the world is unpredictable.

  • "Did your clients purchase shares with the express intent to create standing in a case such as this?"

    "Of course not your honor"

    "Did your clients do due diligence on their investment before purchasing their shares?"

    "Yes your honor."

    "And during this due diligence, did they in fact find that the main component of the company's business is the manufacture of firearms and had been so since 1852?"

    "Yes your honor."

    "Have the sisters ever heard of Dirty Harry?"

    "Your honor?"

    Summary judgement for dismissal in 3...2...

  • Yep, that's the one. Absolute hilarity! Let's not pretend there hasn't been plenty of dictator humor from the left also though. Unfortunately, supporting "leftist" ideals does not preclude your being a brutal "comedian".

  • Ahh ha ha ha, ahh ha ha ha! Dictatorships are soooo freaking funny guys. Remember when the US backed Pinochet's military junta in Chile? God that was hilarious. Super funny when they started disappearing people. And the torture, good times, good times.

  • NPR just this morning was highlighting a study that suggests a regular sleep pattern is more important than the amount of sleep you get, (within reason, I think they mentioned 6 hours minimum to complete your sleep cycles.)

  • Accumulate a massive sleep debt, crash when I can't go anymore. This will repeat until I have a heart attack or aneurysm yelling at yet another day walker that can't drive for shit. Otherwise, everything is peachy.