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Iamsqueegee @ Iamsqueegee @sh.itjust.works
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They say not to put tomatoes in a fruit salad, but are they using the wrong kind of fruit?

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  • Ah, yes. Mozzarella. Fruit of the udder.

    • Gooster

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  • My nuggetses

    • two pc's to one tv split screen?

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  • Don’t know what OP used, butBitly can do that.

    • did you hear about the cow that gave birth on the coffee plantation?

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  • I heard it as “What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?”

    • Pornhub shuts down in Texas... and predictably, VPNs benefit

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  • POON. Muad’Deepthroat. Feyd-Rawdog. The story just lends itself to porn parody.

    • When you're writing a song, how do you know it isn't just a song you've heard before but don't recognise?

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  • Stop.

    • Let's class this up a bit with a Fabreger.

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  • Faburgé

    • Allons-y.

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  • Cat, I farted.

    • soon

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  • Took a second. Well done.

    • Was the allegations against michael jackson ever proven right or wrong ?

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  • “Jesus juice”

    • Let's try a different approach: what lesson COULD be learned as confined by the premise of a popular game (board/card/video)?

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  • Superliminal. Some problems aren’t a problem with the right perspective.

    • Scrat

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  • Skraucet

    • What is the best star trek moment of all time?

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  • “I know this ship like the back of my hand.”

    • What songs do you like that are in a language which you don't speak?

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    • Learn something new every day

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  • Fuck you. Respectfully.

    • What movie combined with Groundhog Day would make the most interesting mashup?

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  • Edge of Tomorrow

    • chow time

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  • You remember the face of your father.

    • Anyone ever have a baked potato explode?

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  • You deserve good things in life.

    • Future Battlefield game aiming for ‘the most realistic destruction effects in the industry’

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  • I think they did really well with Battlefield 2042. It destroyed my interest in the Battlefield franchise. Loved Battlefield 4, 5 and the second 1, though.

    • What small piece of advice you would like to give that isn't heard enough ?

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  • Refurbished is not second hand. It’s an item that has been returned to the retailer for one reason or another and gone through thorough diagnosis for any existing issues and repaired. You can save money over “new” to buy something that you now know has been scrutinized. Sometimes there may be blemishes, but depending on the product that matters very little.