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Iamsqueegee @ Iamsqueegee @sh.itjust.works
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On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid?

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  • 🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯

    • Hop in

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    • This 2000-Year-Old Wine Is Still Pourable. But You Don’t Want to Drink It

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  • The original Sourtoe Cocktail

    • Napoleon Dynamite is 20 years old now.

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  • Napoleon Dynadidn’t

    • Expecting

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  • WWJD? Shrek, apparently.

    • Superman photosynthesizes

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  • Ergo, I am Superman. And I know what’s happening.

    • [Community Challenge 39] Hybrid Animals

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  • Makes me think of this

    • Is "food" a social construct?

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  • Food? No. Cuisine? Perhaps.

    • Who or what started the multiverse concept and why?

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  • Personally, the first time I experienced this.`

    • Does anyone else make Jedi force gestures before walking through automatic doors at a grocery store?

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  • And automated paper towel dispensers… “You will give me a paper towel, now.” And they reply (in my mind), “To gibba pappa towa, now”.

    • How do people plan for their deaths in terms of account & device secrets (passwords, 2fa etc.)?

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  • Dibs on the bike!

    • Christian Life International

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  • Over half the congregation can’t find the church.

    • Admiral Ackbar has left the building

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  • And did you love it too much, baby?

    • Favourite word and why?

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  • Effective has two effs. I appreciate that defective only has one eff. Like, if you give an eff about something, you can make what doesn’t work, work.

    • a 320 year old elf marries an 80 year old human: Is the elf robbing the cradle, or the grave?

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  • Neither. There is an age difference, sure, but an 80 year old woman is a well-lived human adult who can make her own choices. If it were an 80 year old female elf, then possible. Not sure what the age of consent is in elvish customs, or the age of emotional maturity. As for robbing the grave, no, she’s not dead. Robbing the cradle implies young life inside the cradle and there is nothing living in a grave. Now, if the elf provided the woman with prolonged life through elvish ways, then technically, he’s robbing the grave.

    • It could soon be illegal to publicly wear a mask for health reasons in North Carolina

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  • Now that avian flu is available in hamberders, masks only get in the way of eating. So, still irrelevant and illegal.

    • EA boss thinks ads in triple-A games would be 'meaningful' growth driver

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  • Enemy Territory: Quake Wars did the same thing. It added to the realism because it was “now”. That being said, I don’t want real world advertising in my fantasy world game playing time. World building fake ads? Like frilly toothpicks, I’m for ‘em!

    • Did you know that before the release of the film Alien (1979) starring Sigourney Weaver...

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    • Disco Duck by Rick Dees & His Cast Of Idiots

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  • Gotta be Disco Duck

    • Life as a composer

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  • It’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose

    “Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)