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Here is Luigi Mangione’s official mug shot, per Altoona PD

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  • Shitty AirPod photoshop.

    • Have you ever made up a movie after only seeing the trailer?

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  • You might appreciate “What’s Up, Tiger Lily”. It’s a comedic re-dub of a Japanese spy flick.

    • Why are kings almost always redheads in cartoons?

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  • Because none of the other characters are? It’s a quick way to set them apart at a glance, I reckon.

    • What's the biggest fine you've ever received?

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  • SPOILER: The dead are still walking.

    • Do you think there's one really obsessed T. J. Hooker fan out there who gets super pissed off that everyone always looks at William Shatner and thinks Star Trek?

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  • Ditto. Didn’t work for me in “V”, but in Deadpool, um, yeeessssss!!

    • vines of the animal kingdom

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  • Is each a clone of the original with the same memories? Or are they their own “personalities”?

    • If someone dies unexpectedly, how do you find out?

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  • There’s a disturbance in the force.

    • Other than English and Spanish, what would be a very useful language to learn?

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  • D rink yo ur ov alt ine

    • What specific traits or habits do people close to you recognize that would reveal an impostor trying to mimic you?

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  • Nice try evil doppelgänger, nice try.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • #9 will actually be Putin’s Dirty Sanchez

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • Darkon is a documentary about LARPing. I think that oughta cover all aspects.

    • Big Mouth

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  • That is a perfect sample if someone with photoshop skills wanted to do a PAWS poster mock-up, a la JAWS

    • Putin and Kim Jung Un's favorite server

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  • “So that’s one McBorscht and a Supersized Failed Missile Launch, amiright guys? ROFL”

    “Ugh, I’m so sick of this guy’s shit.”

    “Your missiles do suck, tho.”

    • Kentucky student who used n-word 200 times and assaulted a Black woman in viral video is sentenced to jail

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  • Soon to be a member of KCI, Kentucky Correctional Institution

    • Rabbit Ring-Bearer

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  • The all important exchange with Daffy is missing however… “You jump into the lava with one ring!”

    “No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

    “No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

    “No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

    “NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

    “NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

    “NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

    “NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring! AND THAT’S FINAL!”

    • Found at Middle Eastern market in MA, US. Is this a computer chip?

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  • Take a byte and report back.

    • FBI Arrests Man Who Searched 'How Can I Know for Sure If I Am Being Investigated by the FBI'

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  • Um, no! *(giggles in fed)

    • Holiday shoppers plan to spend more while taking on debt this season

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  • No, we don’t. Just because you’re reporting it doesn’t make it so. I’m not going into debt for some piece of plastic in nice packaging.

    • The older I get the more movies just blur together

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  • “You’ve been stabbed by the Morgul Blade of the Nazghul, a wound that never truly heals.” “I’ve had worse.”

    • TIL about a 8 Centuries-Old Mystery Sword Inscription

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  • “The pointy end goes into the other man.”