It's not fake cheese American cheese is a blend of other cheeses along with some liquid and emulsifying agents, but mostly real cheese.
God its like battle of the neckbeards, "quite incorrect kind sir, MacBooks run for years, challenge me again and I will make you rue the day! I tip my fedora to you sir! Good day!"
They said their pb was bitter, so they either ate pb made from over roasted nuts or it went rancid. Or it never happened, who knows.
Yes, I agree, duck penises are scary.