I_Fart_Glitter @ I_Fart_Glitter @lemmy.world

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Mine yells from the doorway and if that fails, begins to claw the back of the couch. She's former feral and is afraid of all rooms but the living room, so she can't come in and physically demand tribute the way I'm sure she would like to. She did scratch the crap out of me for giving her a flavor of wet food she had already told me she didn't prefer though- we were out of all other flavors and it was 3am when I realized and I wasn't going to the store in that moment. I should have gone to the store.

Yes.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/natashaumer/dinosaur-animals

When they’re children they’re called sex trafficking victims, not prostitutes.

The elotes and chicharrones man who bicycles by my work several times a day has a horn like this. It’s kinda fun.

Is rumored that the Target self check cameras show you the most unflattering image of yourself so that you will want to avoid stealing and getting that photo on the news.

And that people are less likely to steal when they can actually see themselves on camera, vs just seeing the camera itself.

Animal control is really funny if you like parks and rec style comedy and don’t hate Joel McHale too much. It’s leaving Hulu in 12 days though.

I tried to watch mid century modern, but it has a fucking laugh track and I ran out of patience for that a few decades ago.

I agree for the most part. I just have a special relationship with the oven timer.

I had to trash mine after the rats decided they were a good place to piss.

I always let the oven timer beep a few times, even if I’m standing right there, so it doesn’t feel frustrated that it’s not serving its purpose.

It’s a set of qualities (small, eyes too big for head, head too big for body, or an approximation of such in non animal objects) that evokes an emotional response (affectionate, protective, nurturing) which is an evolutionary development that prevents us from eating our succulent babies.

I dry stuff inside on a rack like this. I've got a yard, but that yard is full of birds who like to sit and shit on my clean clothes.

Sheets and towels go in the dryer though.

Fuck James Comey. He enabled the orange twatwaffle every chance he got in the name of A Higher Loyalty ^TM Now he's on fucking instagram shit posting vague threats like he's 14 and this is deep? He just wants attention so he can sell his trashy crime novels. Fuck you James.

This was five months ago. The MPs haka sparked national protest and a nine day march against the Treaty Principles Bill, which did not pass. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_Principles_Bill

He did convince lawmakers that white Afrikaners need US refugee status.. so there’s there that.

I can't see it on .world

look how it flies, we'll be gone soon

what's flying? meteor? comet?

time.

Forgot slow blinks.

The first time my usual Taco Bell order cost $25 instead of $15 I said “How much?? Are you sure??” He sheepishly said “ Yeah.. we raised our prices because of Covid. Do you want to cancel your order?”

It’s not going to go back down.