🍉 Albert 🍉 @ IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds @lemmy.world

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I feel a movie where superman actually tries to fix things might be boring.

here is superman moving a shit ton of aid to where it's needed.
and if he had balls, he would me snatching world leaders and dropping them in the hague, go after military bases.

ngl, I usually touch my own food, not sure how to eat it otherwise

some birds are called after their bird calls. Ie, birds that call their own names like Pokémon.

Kea

it was a reference about the movie.

most normal grind hookup

how dare they send us to do the genocide we support?

don't worry, they'll blame someone else

it's all distractions from other distractions.

how is that bumbling fool get to exist doing endless cockups and somehow ending on top

we used to do that, but have you seen the cost of candy nowadays? who can afford to go around giving candy to children?

what about putting the leader that wants to colonize is neighbor on a cactus?

did superman illegally traffic children across international borders?

better if they start at TF2, who needs a 'first' movie.

please, let the word see that movie

i just want epic dogfights, ideally without US imperialist propaganda

isn't that the plot of "I am legend"? (book, not movie)

cool, calling dibs on the other 250M

i wonder if their biggest issue would be that he's undocumented. can't easily rent, work, have a bank account...

only if he plays it straight, like when he's trying to get an Oscar.

that's real cosmic horror.

needs to be mirrored by the "body character" in a corporate job, being a tiny cell in a larger system he cannot comprehend.

scene, Hitler gets distracted by a bug and falls down the stairs, our MC looks at the camera, taps at his watch, lights swirls, hes in the future, a world now consumed by supernazism, and everything is horrible, time travellers sighs, taps on his watch, goes back to 1940, pushes the bug away before Hitler sees it with intense frustration.