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The octobass is an imposing bowed string instrument designed to produce extremely low-pitched sounds that are unattainable for other instruments in its family

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  • The dude with the bitch ass cello in front is gonna have some PTSD with LOW vibration in his nape.

    • The octobass is an imposing bowed string instrument designed to produce extremely low-pitched sounds that are unattainable for other instruments in its family

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  • I saw some dude on the Subway with one of these. And he was sitting down!

    • Yeah this one's maybe too bad even for here...

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  • Squeeze it harder. Mine works.

    • You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing

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  • Huh? What? Not Some Fruit, Woman!

    • You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing

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  • Yooooo Where’s the NSFW flair?

    • Coin-cidence? Have cashless payments reduced the incidence of upper aerodigestive foreign body insertion? A study of UK Hospital Episode Statistics - PubMed

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  • Kids can’t integrate coins in their bodies because there are more credit cards?

    • Anyone try storing your farts in jars and inhaling them when you need them? What's it like?

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  • You’re gonna want a bit of humidity in that jar for decent storage.

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  • Basic resources are SO overrated.

    • 'Homegrowns are next': Trump doubles down on sending American 'criminals' to foreign prisons

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  • Is El Salvador going to be the next Australia?

    • his book was a hard read but it had some deep messages

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  • Deep thoughts. Oh so deep.

    • Some of us are forgetful!!

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  • Some, like me, will even shed tears of joy and pride, ask for selfies and autographs.

    • Full Circle

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  • Like the force and the dark side and shit?

    • What a man

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  • That reminds me of that thing Socrates said one day about a man and his nipples.

    • Chinese chip giants say they don't care about U.S. tariffs — many don't sell to the U.S. anyway due to existing sanctions

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  • I think the cat is definitely dead

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  • I consulted my Ivy League homeslice Chad G.P.T. III about the surname Barnard and he promptly provided the following response:

    “… the surname Barnard, it’s not super common, but it’s not rare either. Here’s a quick breakdown: • In the U.S., it ranks around #2,500 to #3,000 in terms of frequency. That puts it in the mid-range — you’ll definitely run into it now and then, but it’s not like Smith or Johnson (if you’re looking for Johnson, so is Chad) • It’s more common in South Africa, partly because of Dr. Christiaan Barnard, the guy who did the first human heart transplant. The name has some Dutch/Afrikaans roots. • Also seen in the UK, Australia, and Canada with moderate frequency.

    Origin-wise, it comes from the Germanic personal name Bernhard (“bear” + “brave/strong”) — which morphed into Barnard in English-speaking countries.

    • What a man

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  • Crank it with a shirt on next time. You cranked your dang nipples straight off your chest there bud.

    • Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?

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  • Wasn’t there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?

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  • That’s on you bruh. You shouldn’t have placed that bumper sticker that said, “if this spacecrafts a rockin, don’t come a knockin”.

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  • Curious that the star is called Barnard because that’s the name of the doctor that first performed a successful heart transplant.

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  • Bon appetite my non-bloody stool dude.