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Supreme Court tells Trump administration to facilitate return of mistakenly deported man

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  • Jackson was a less well known slave raper that Jefferson.

    • Supreme Court tells Trump administration to facilitate return of mistakenly deported man

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  • Fucking a slave?

    • TIL antimatter is the most expensive substance on Earth, costing $60 trillion per gram

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  • Shouldn’t it cost -$60 trillion?

    • Trump Orders DOJ To Investigate Prominent Critic in Shocking Oval Office Remarks: ‘I Think He’s Guilty of Treason’

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  • He could’ve meant, “I don’t even know who he is anymore” cause they used to be buddies.

    • China raises tariffs on U.S. goods to 84% in retaliation to Trump tariffs

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  • Those dollar store are now gonna be called 1.84 stores and shit.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • By the weekend? You need more than 24 hours for such a simple and straightforward task? Come on bruh? /s

    • tomorrow is wednesday, my dudes

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  • If you don’t have friends that jerk your off, that’s on you and your Schroeder’s Friends that both like you and hate until you ask them to touch your intimates.

    Into which universe does your dick colapse?

    • National Park Service removes references to Harriet Tubman from ‘Underground Railroad’ webpage

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  • You know damn well what you did, guy.

    • National Park Service removes references to Harriet Tubman from ‘Underground Railroad’ webpage

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  • This fucking guy 😹

    • No state has axed its income tax on wages in 45 years. Now 2 Southern states are on a path to do so

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  • Word around town is that these two states would easily qualify as “shit hole countries” if they weren’t attached to the USofFuckingA.

    • Peak Trump Performance

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  • That’s what he’s doing with the economy; flubbing. Fucking flubber, dude.

    • Which actor did not have a single bad film?

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  • Fucking legend

    • Top American scientists just lost their jobs. Canada is rolling out the welcome mat

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  • They’re gonna figure out what everything is a-boot, ay?

    • If the U.S. were to rewrite all of its laws tomorrow, what are the things that Democrats and Republicans would agree on?

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  • More lobbying money and more ability to insider trade.

    • Words make you a slave

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  • Or the dexterity required to kiss your own ass. Respect.

    • Words make you a slave

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  • And gargle ounces of goat jizz

    • Apparently some subreddits on Reddit will be paywalled. Which subreddits will be paywalled?

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  • /Aitah

    • That really got out of hand fast

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  • 🎶🎵Gonna find my stocks, gonna hold em tight, gonna move somewhere with urban blight, can’t afford my condo or Cyber Truck and my big tiddie lady don’t give a fuck…oohhh I’m wanna jump but now I live on the second flooooorr. iiiii may end up being a blond crack whoooorrreee…🎵🎶🎵🎶

    Guess that tune y’all

    • Marine Le Pen demands that politicians convicted of using their office for crimes be unelectable for life (2013, French with auto-generated subtitles)

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  • And too much fucking butter or mayonnaise.

    • Silicone Sally, the intellectual leader of the Trumpublicans

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  • Depends on the source quite honestly but generally speaking, I’ll pass. I prefer shredded glass and bit of lead.