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The Safety Alternative

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  • Without the immigrants, this is a thing of the past.

    • What job do you need this hard hat for?

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  • Doing inventory at your bootleg bourbon warehouse. Safety wingtips sold separately.

    • What is the acceptable amount of microplastics you would allow into your brain?

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    1. Dude.

    • True professional

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  • Whoever downvoted this post must have been the dude in the chair downwind of Henry’s blow dryer.

    • Now are you sure that you didn't die soon enough?

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  • Still standing up straight. Good on ya grams.

    • The next scandal involving Musk should be called Elongate.

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  • Touché

    • She would be proud

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  • Grandma surely got spit-roasted on that blanket, struggling to get that twisted little toe from outta the stitching.

    • Why the long gill?

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  • Were we monkeys or not bruh?

    • DeepSeek iOS app sends data unencrypted to ByteDance-controlled servers

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  • No shit?

    • Menu carte blanche

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  • The missing diaper was perplexing, I agree. And Bibi eating shellfish!

    • Once you roll down the stairs, you're all set

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  • They’ll surely stop the wheelchair and occupant from tumbling any further.

    • Arab countries flatly reject Trump's Gaza takeover proposal

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  • But, but lots of people who heard the loved it. What’s the problem? /s

    • I got a big head start early in life in not giving a shit about what other people thought.

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  • Truer words have never been spoken

    • Splash damage annoying af

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  • But how’s your shirt? Snug? Yes. Stained? Not with fried bacon juice!

    • Trump and Mexican president announce one-month ‘pause’ in US tariffs

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  • Or he was pressured by his billionaire buddies because their pockets were gonna get straight fucked too.

    • I'll take a liberal. Just 86 the tofu.

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  • Gay Poop-on?

    • I'd definitely rock that event

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  • The world championships were actually in Uruguay in 98

    • The deed is done.

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  • With MD 20/20 you either have shitty memories or none at all

    • I need a ticket... fast! 😨

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  • That’s the Kansas state motto

    • I need a ticket... fast! 😨

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  • Pray for the best, plan for the worst.