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Giving the neighbors a laugh

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  • Dick street?

    • WHY

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  • Doesn’t it depend on if it’s a top load or bottom load model?

    • Cops of lemmy, what's it like marijuana being not a big deal then all the sudden a really big deal then back to being like probably not a big deal to it probably becoming a really big deal again?

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  • Impressive translation

    • The bicycle industry wants you to think this is impossible.

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  • The bag lady doing the moon walk is like a twofer. Sweet.

    • Good for Franklin

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  • Your small dick, right?

    • Mexican President Threatens to Sue Google Over 'Gulf of America' Label on Maps.

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  • Kim Jung Un you mean?

    • Nice knowing you, Winnipeg

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  • Oh no it doesn’t

    • Nice knowing you, Winnipeg

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  • That’ll straight shrivel up a Johnson so bad it’ll leave the nuts behind.

    • Forgotten and waiting to die: How Georgia left intellectually challenged men on death row for decades

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  • They also voted the most severely challenged to the state government so maybe it evens out. /s

    • Tumblr to join fediverse

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  • This all sounds like the Tenacious D song about trying to kill Rock & Roll

    • The government doesn't use SQL

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  • This guy Elons

    • Just a tad too tender

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  • Totally

    • ‘Buy Canadian’ starting to have an impact on retail market

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  • What’s that all a boot?

    • Just a tad too tender

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  • Sounds like my honeymoon 30 years ago except I left the horns and dingleberries the way I found them.

    • Just a tad too tender

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  • Just a flesh wound mate. Get me a pint and I’m good.

    • Does bong water count as cold brewed tea?

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  • Isn’t it warm?

    • Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing?

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  • I could share a dick pic or two if needed to get through TSA quicker. Softies, hardies, pre/post horizontal lambada.

    • test

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  • Wrong. It was 6 years ago.

    • Serial killers should never have to stalk a victim, they can simply park their car way out in an empty parking lot and wait.

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  • Chill out in the stalking lot? That’s like those hunters that sit up in the tree, spray the base with pheromones and wait. What would the “stalker” use as lure?

    • The Safety Alternative

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  • We fall, you’re fired.