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I was very happy to learn that some grocery stores and big box stores sell them (at least in the US)! I was on a trip to Salem, OR and was having a miserable time reverting to toilet paper until I grabbed one of those travel bidets at Lowe's.

You're telling me this snake is eating a person questioning their gender? Wtf why are they taking photos instead of helping?

What does the wizard mean you people 🤔

I have to avoid certain supermarkets because they only sell pre-moldy strawbs.

Some kind of Abyssal demon?

Is there a solution to this? It's been bothering me more recently since my wife bought me a nice pillow

Funnily enough my fabric softener is transparent and my dishwasher detergent is fully opaque.

Deviled Eggs are a popular party food item made by hard boiling an egg, removing the yolk, then mixing the yolk with other ingredients like mayonnaise and mustard, and then putting this filling back in the hard boiled egg white.

The survey they cite has Bernie at 12%, so I'm not sure what method they did to allow for more than 100% - maybe you could choose more than one answer?

Yeah I work in medical fraud detection, and I think it's wild that if you only steal a few hundred thousand you buy a car and then get caught and sent to jail, but if you steal orders of magnitude more you get to be governor and then senator of Florida.

The day I turned 29 all of my joints started hurting forever.

I really thought this was an elaborate Saddam hiding meme

Idk, I drew the Easter Bunny starting a communist revolution for a weekly social event at work, and others have drawn things that would probably get you banned for inciting violence on Reddit, so I can believe this actually happened.

Maybe we should lend less credence to a law making certain people illegal that was passed while the Nazis controlled Germany.

I feel very confident in my understanding of random 8 bit CPUs and their support chips, but asking me to center a div is like this xkcd.

I don't know enough about eyeballs to be able to answer, but 5 leagues is a bit more than 5x farther than eagles can see, and eagles already have larger pupils than humans do.

I like to think of myself as what would happen if a man and a woman had a baby.

I legitimately know people who press the caps lock key, type what they need uppercased, then press the caps lock key again. That said, I use both shift keys.

In undergrad I once went back to my dorm room and eagerly showed my roommate the video of Grace Hopper illustrating how long lengths of time are (https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw). A little while later, he was talking about this scene and how he likes the writing, because engineers are often much more excited by something seemingly mundane, such as the various lengths of wire needed for a project, than "this is my spaceship."

Anyway, I tell him, completely seriously and with no sense of irony, "yeah, but why would anyone care about lengths of wire?"

He yelled back, "You literally came in here to show me a video about lengths of wire."