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  • I love this.

    Hey, Elon, have you considered -=X=-, or possibly “ecks”?

  • For those serious criminal penalties to happen, you’d have to prove that the testimony was a deliberate lie. So, once again, we’re back to proof. Besides, the guy with the most interesting testimony only offered up hearsay - things he was told by others. He didn’t claim to personally have seen any wreckage, alien bodies, etc.

    Even reading about it felt like a waste of time. My sympathies to anyone who actually watched it live.

  • I’ve signed up with a few different instances. I want to have options in case there’s a problem like a DDoS attack, server crash, power outage, crazy mods, etc.

  • Xcrete , xcretions, xcrement

  • Like, nude selfies, or nudes of someone else that the customer had shot?

    Having nude selfies on your desktop would be weird. If that’s what it was, do you think they were fishing for compliments?

  • Anything on a decorative sign meant to hang in a house. Examples include “Live, Laugh, Love” (which has already been mentioned) or something about wine.

  • …often said with the unspoken implication that it’s a good reason, planned by a higher power, and that you should just meekly accept things and shut up.

  • I must be old. I remember when “cancel culture” was called “voting with your wallet”, and rich corporations used it to justify their own success.

  • Yup. Only the different names for it are relatively new. The term “Fake News” didn’t become popular until The Mango Mussolini was President.

  • Mormonism, because it’s particularly absurd (and considering the competition, that’s saying a lot). It’s grotesquely fascinating. Joseph Smith was obviously full of it, but the con he called a religion succeeded anyway.

    I try to respect all religions, but Mormonism takes extra effort on my part.

  • The automaker also recently updated its vehicle software to provide a breakdown of battery consumption during recent trips with suggestions on how range might have been improved.

    “Battery underperforming? Here’s why it’s your fault. Love, Elon”

  • "She was busy taking care of the baby and not doing chores," and, "She didn't do anything for me"

    What. The. FUCK.

    I feel so sorry for the women who are married to these lazy, unempathetic whiners.

  • The arrogance of this man. “Sure, we’re forcing your people to starve, but forget about that. Come to our 100% bullshit-free summit on How Russia is Making the World a Better Place.”

    It would be nice if the ones who attended used the opportunity to tell him off in person.

  • Thank you. Paywalls frustrate the hell out of me.

  • So now he’s a thug. Basically, Elon is telling companies to pay him protection money, otherwise something might “happen” to their brand.

    I hope a big client tells him, publicly, that he can fuck off.

  • I’m no financial genius, but I do know that sometimes rates go up, which apparently makes me smarter than the crayon eaters at Goldman Sachs.