There is a way, and it might already be somewhat of a trope but you can use fruitpits to extract amygdalin which can be then refined with a homelab to a cyanide like substance. Although not pure or concentrated enough, but it could be added to food by a wife on a very long period of time and make the Victim very I'll with fatal results.
Amygdalin is extracted from almonds or apricot kernels by boiling in ethanol; on evaporation of the solution and the addition of diethyl ether, amygdalin is precipitated as white minute crystals.
I had for the longest time my old HP gaming pavilion 690 that hosted Proxmox and a ton of other services, Home Assistant and managed a lot myself.
Since the first day I am on board with cosmos-cloud.io, and when the standalone version dropped. I put it on baremetal on a HP elitedesk G9 they discarded from work. So free Homelab server with an intel 12th gen CPU which is just.. robust. 2nvme's and a 4Tb drive suits me just fine for Arr stack, Nextcloud, Home Assistant and some other tidbits.
This is so great, I follow quite a bit of news but yours is a nice summary and also reminder of things I read and was sure to remember to then instantly forget.
It also triggers my nostalgia of waiting for the postman to deliver my next gaming magazine so I could devour it and be the "Gaming Nerd" at school and blow everyone away with my freshly aqcuired knowledge.
Joined the Revolt too, I despise discord with a passion, their app is so bloated and I would only hope we could get away with it. Revolt seems like a very good option (better than matrix)
Used forkgram but once I tried Nagram I couldn't go back.
Once installed you can follow their official telegram channel and update it that way.