Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant
HM05 @ HM05_Me @lemmy.world Posts 1Comments 20Joined 2 yr. ago

HM05 @ HM05_Me @lemmy.world
Posts
1
Comments
20
Joined
2 yr. ago
Locked
CSAM Emergency Contact
“I also propose that we put a warning on all horseradish that clearly states that if you ingest an entire bottle, that you will blow out your sphincter. Also, if anyone knows anyone that recently died with an intact size 3 sphincter, please contact me as I am currently very low on the waiting list for a donor.”