I tried doing online text-based therapy once. On top of it's not the same thing, it was also just the absolute worst way to go about doing therapy, and that was with a human.
The Dreamcast failed because it released on 9/9/99, then 11 days later, the PS2 was revealed at the Tokyo Game Show. The PS2 looked like a better system on paper, so no one bought a Dreamcast.
I'm happy to see I'm not the only one that Google searches like this after a certain level of frustration. "How the fuck do I do the thing and why did they change it in the first place? This is fucking stupid, Google, why can't you just answer my fucking question, you dumb shit?"
Yeah, but I actually have a DM like this. He put a giant, ominous, spectral raven on a passenger boat with us, and we all said, "uh, fuck that, let's walk away." So the session ended about 5 minutes later as he "got a call" about a very important excuse he needed to take care of.
To be fair, being a mesh design, I would want to pick it up by the pyramid, too.