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GuyFawkes
GuyFawkes @ GuyFawkes @sh.itjust.works
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How would you turn Hell into a tourist destination?

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  • Hahaha nice try SATAN!!!

    • Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time.

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  • Welcome to the club!!!

    • What metaphors have people forgot were ever metaphors?

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  • Temba, his arms wide

    • Which Margarita Has More Booze?

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  • That’s actually that answer my fellow bar patrons and I ultimately settled on - bottom line, drink up! 🍻

    • What are some things we should have on our resume?

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  • Well look at Mr. Resume Expert over here, jumping straight to the advanced lesson!

    • How do you explain the principal of "you cannot prove a negative" to someone that is very weak at abstractions like this?

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  • Maybe we don’t detect the omnipresent being because we ALWAYS detect it, but as a constant?

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    GuyFawkes @sh.itjust.works

    Which Margarita Has More Booze?
    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    GuyFawkes @sh.itjust.works

    Which Margarita Has More Booze?

    What is the best karaoke song?

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  • Besides what’s already been listed,

    • Chasin That Neon Rainbow
    • Sold
    • Fishin In The Dark
    • Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
    • Margaritaville
    • Brandy (You’re A Fine Girl)
    • Take It Easy
    • Boot Scootin Boogey
    • Sweet Home Alabama

    • If our present was a dystopian future, you wouldn't believe it

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  • Turns out time travel follows MCU rules and not Back to the Future rules. So we’ve sent a protagonist back to fix it, but it just created a new timeline branch that we don’t get to experience - we keep right on this path, forever and ever.

    • Roman numerals could be based on what your hand looks like when you count.

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  • Fewer axe marks.

    IIII = 4 IV = 3

    IX = 3 VIIII = 6

    • Have Americans always been this stupid?

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  • I blame the Left becoming TOO tolerant of all beliefs and allowing this direct to flourish. We really need to acknowledge that some ideas are too far out of mainstream to not be ridiculed into oblivion.

    • If reincarnation is real, and it's possible to trace where every soul went, do you think we should punish people for the crimes done in their past lives?

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  • I’m sorry.

    • When picking location for reincarnation USA is a really popular choice for obvious reasons but don't pick it, it's a total bait and switch.

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  • This is the kind of interesting stuff I want to see more of - thank you!

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  • Let’s just say I got some ideas how to fix things on this side of the Pond.

    • Does not the constitution say something one should not be charged or something to vote? If so then why does my home state charge 50$ to get a regular id to vote? Is that no illegal?

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  • So something is only a fee if you can’t afford it?

    • How do you keep up to date on current events?

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  • I have a Lemmy account specifically for news. I check it when I think I can handle it. Also, MSNBC app as it’s the most centrist I trust in the U.S.

    • Did you (like me) take up drinking Earl Grey because it was Picard's beverage?

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  • I even would say “tea, Earl Grey, hot” as I was nuking the water in the microwave.

    • If we can withstand the global rise of fascism long enough that stable nuclear fusion power is achieved, we could potentially slide into a new age of shared prosperity.

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  • Kill all the billionaires. That’s it. Leave even one and it will comtinue.

    • If today is Mar10 day, is December 4th Luigi day?

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  • Only if we’re lucky!

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  • Software dev. Trump just fucked my odds of being able to easily move into a new role with comparable pay for the next several years, so I’d say it affects me a lot.

    • Non-americans, in what ways is your country better than america?

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  • Some…representatives…choose whatever they want…because they were voted in.

    Oh that there’s the Republicans.

    Others…vote for whatever the majority of their consituents want.

    Found the Democrats.

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    GuyFawkes @sh.itjust.works

    Fewer Posts from Community?