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I think I’ll leave the snake jokes to you. That was really good

I know you weren’t the original person, and yet you’re clearly upset. I can only assume it’s because you felt personally insulted.

I think I’ll continue playing the fool to middling success. Feel free to stay endlessly angry to achieve the same result.

It’s punching down to intentionally seem foolish for the sake of a joke? What bizarre reality do you live in? You have no leg to stand on. Like a snake.

I’m sad that you’re willing to be a dick to someone on the internet for a silly joke. I imagine you’re also rude irl.

I thought it might have been the mild sexual angle? In any case, I’ve never had people quite this angery about a contraception joke

You’re clearly upset that you believed I was insulting you even after I pointed out that I wasn’t. I’m not sure what you want from this interaction, at this point

Can you legitimately not understand or are you just upset? I’m willing to explain the correlation between contraceptive use and economics, if it’s the former

It’s a pun, you goober

It’s entirely necessary when I set myself up for that punchline. Was it a bit conspicuous when I mentioned a very specific body part they lack, and then made a joke?

Access mostly relates to socioeconomic factors, but you’re largely correct. Use is notably higher in more affluent areas, but snakes are largely homeless and unsupported through reproductive legislation so that rarely matters.

Uhh, they should have covered this in school even if your parents neglected to do so, but here you go.

That’s interesting, I’m having a hard time picturing their diaphragm.

Free use-after? Is this a typo?

Is twitter banned in Germany yet?

To be fair, rto is mostly an assertion of control and an a chance to lay people off without legally laying them off. Your jail and execution chamber don’t have to do anything besides adhere to regulations.

How early do you guys think we were with the introduction of AI? I’d guess 5 years, at least.

My father was addicted to the “righteous” rage. Though he was mostly just addicted to being angry. Hated commercials but intentionally watched live tv to curse at the “motherfuckers stealing my time.” I’d say “rest in peace” but I think that might be antithetical to his wishes.

Beehaw is a Lemmy instance specifically oriented toward being cozy. Just suggesting a better resource for finding what you’re looking for

“Lmao, who runs mathematically optimized assembly? Let’s get this objective-c rewrite going.”

Beehaw’s probably your ticket