GrimSheeper @ GrimSheeper @lemmy.world

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Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol

Reposting screenshots to other websites was the original Fediverse

We'll just have to fight to the death over it. Either way, both of us will end up regretting a few things

Oh absolutely not. I would scarf down that entire chicken mess and spend the next two days regretting all my life choices

Yeah it kind of looks like a bundt cake made out of boneless chicken wings

Congratulations this is the best (worst) one yet

There are a lot of quality of life improvements in ck3 and a few new fun mechanics, but overall it's way too easy and lacking in flavor or immersion. Once you've played one country, you've played them all.

I know you're just using the same title as the Reddit post, but "Muslim-American" is probably the silliest hyphenism I've ever seen

"Dongles per snongle" sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub

I'm still angry about that person from a couple days back who doesn't preheat their oven

I'll definitely have to try, lol. Green pants are just so hard to pair with other colors. Maybe a deep blue?

Cock-and-ball sink

This one time, I showed up to work in a pair of green slacks and a white dress shirt, sleeves rolled up to the elbow. A friend of mine sees me that morning and the first thing he says is "You're dressed exactly like Peter Griffin."

It was easily the most devastating sentence anyone has ever spoken to me. I haven't worn those pants since.

As a licensed rapturologist I can verify that rapture events do leave stains on organic material. It's the same miraculo-chemical process that burns Jesus' face into the toast of true believers.

That's a tough one. I want to be considerate, but I ain't trying to raise 1,500 to 10,000 quarter-guppy children.

I think I would have to make like a salmon, fertilize the eggs as best I can, and then slowly wither away and die

Bottom-half fish. I've seen The Lighthouse like eight times. I'm ready for the mermussy.

Yeah, RIP that dude but I'm built different

Make sure to thoroughly check your child's candy this Halloween. There are a lot of sickos out there putting pure, uncut heroin in their candy and just pretending it's laced with fentanyl.

heck

Checks out