GreenPlasticSushiGrass @ GreenPlasticSushiGrass @moist.catsweat.com

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Remember when you were a kid and seeing the pizza guy arrive would make you go apeshit? Dogs live their whole lives like that. Now we're sad adults who have to win the Stanley Cup to feel that.

You're very welcome!

I apologize in advance for any decrease in productivity or wasted time.

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Who could have known that a 34-time convicted felon would have so little regard for the law?

If you "don't do politics", politics will do you. You don't need to be the one to single-handedly fix everything, but please do what you can. We need everyone.

Holy shit.

I get seasonal affective disorder in the winter. Thirty minutes of the light therapy lamp first thing in the morning works wonders if you use it properly and consistently.

Brah-VO! slow clap

Sometimes the real heroes don't wear capes.

As well it should.

I can't believe that kids were so basic back then that a stick of peppermint hard candy could shut them up for an entire church service.

That's weird. I'd expect Bowman, Gallego, Lieu, Porter, and Swalwell all to be easy votes to release. At least. There's probably a few I'm missing.

On edit: I'd add Crockett and Cuellar to the list. Something is going on behind the scenes that we're not privy to, I think.

Yep! All that lead, and we're full to the tits with microplastics, too!

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Eighty centimooches. Great job, Gaetz!

In other news, the nomination of Matt Gaetz as AG by Donald Trump has moved the Mitt Romney Outrage Meter from "distasteful" to "bothersome".

Well, we have a sex offender as president-elect, so why not?

Some possibilities that might cheer you up:

1. Trump is obviously in declining physical and mental health that might force him to step down. Of course, this just gives us shitbird #2, but at least he might be smart enough to not tank the economy.
2. Maybe the Republicans will do something about him. We've seen some Republicans publicly come out against him, and there are probably a lot more who oppose him privately. Republicans are cowardly bastards, but they're also greedy bastards, so they might invoke the 25th before Trump crashes the economy with tariffs.
3. Maybe Judge Juan Merchan will sentence him. I'm not sure how this works legally, and this is so unprecedented that I don't think anybody really does, but maybe, just maybe, Merchan will say "fuck it" and give the Republicans a little constitutional crisis to go along with their election victory.

I like that God wears a wizard had that says "god" and nothing else.

"Your past isn't really your past, it's just what you remember." -- Courtesy of some dank edibles.