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In the fine print: "Smoked salmon in rye bread. Does not contain cock."
That's still a hard pass from me. If you have to assure me that there's no cock in it without being asked, I don't want it.

I was a definite "no" until you made me consider it as an alternative to flying Delta.

I'm no hobbit, but they seem impractical to me. Drafty in cold weather and sweaty in cool weather. I'll stick with modern breathable Gor-Tex!

I know a lot of vegetarians aren't fans of fake meat, but a package of Impossible Burger and a can of Manwich sauce makes a convincing sloppy joe. I prefer Quorn grounds for taco filling. However, like you, I haven't had the real thing in years, so I don't have much basis for comparison.

I was eating vegetarian for about 10 years before I tried an impossible burger at Arooga's. I was underwhelmed, as well. It was just a "meh" burger. I think BK does it better. It's not gourmet fare, but it approximates the fast food experience I remember from my meat-eating years, and sometimes I need to revisit it.

Life isn't like the movies. Sometimes the genies you meet are just dicks.

NGL Impossible Whoppers are delicious and I didn't exhibit any catgirl symptoms for at least two years.

Since we're doing old memes lately, "DO NOT WANT!!"

It's an oxymoron. You can't abort a pregnancy that ended in birth. I'm sure he's trying to imply murder, but it's just stupidity spilling out of his mouth.

Neat bit of trivia! TIL

He up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T.

I see that @poplargrove already provided a link, but it's called Hourly Pornhubbed Heathcliff.

Good God, yes! It would be such an enjoyable job if the whole culture around it weren't so toxic.

There's a mastodon account that puts PornHub comments on Heathcliff toons. I think this might be a repost from that account.

Who's a good boy?

Well, I just saved a life while you're fucking around with your cell phone camera, so, I'm guessing, me?

How is this narcissistic, megalomaniac clown still leading in the race to be the Republican candidate for president of the United States? I often thought that the one to take him down would be a Republican with a conscience, but there doesn't seem to be any of them left. If we don't mobilize Gen Z to vote we just might be living in Gilead soon.

CGP Grey agrees with you on New Mexico . The linked video only deals with state flags, but I don't think he'd be a fan of the Mozambique flag.

As a former professor, offer me twenty bucks and I'll laugh in your face and tell you to get the fuck out of my office. I say this as an honest educator, but the answer would probably be the same from a dishonest one.

It's a rather flimsy door of thin sheet metal and glass that you often see on the outer side of a house door. In the winter, it provides a layer of dead air space that helps to insulate the house. In the summer, storm doors are often fitted with screens to provide more ventilation while keeping insects out. This is still common today, but was much more common before air conditioning was ubiquitous in the US. BTW, storm windows are also a thing, and are still common in the US for the same reasons.

I agree that it's weather stripping. I'm just hear to see all of the Europeans reply, "Storm door?".