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Brave Little Hitachi Wand @ Gradually_Adjusting @lemmy.world
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"You can't just have Geralt for every single game" says his voice actor, and if you think The Witcher 4 making Ciri the protagonist is "woke," then "read the damn books"

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  • The complexity was initially sensed, though I did not encompass it at the time of writing

    • Cheers lads an lassies

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  • Friend Besto!

    • "You can't just have Geralt for every single game" says his voice actor, and if you think The Witcher 4 making Ciri the protagonist is "woke," then "read the damn books"

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  • They hate us cause they anus

    • AOC Seen as ‘Face’ of Democratic Party — and It’s Not Even Close: New Poll

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  • I will kill Poe's law or die trying. I hate the idea that we share so little context as a culture that every joke needs a signpost. I fight it my way, but the real war will only be won when global society has enough shared culture for us to make each other laugh without honking a bike horn and giving an exaggerated full-body wink.

    Edit: I know I'm being grandiose, you don't gotta point it out

    • AOC Seen as ‘Face’ of Democratic Party — and It’s Not Even Close: New Poll

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  • You got me there. You have to admit though, that Lemmy is a challenge for people like me.

    • It's just a theory!

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  • I think I must have seen this meme at least twelve different times over the years and I laugh every time.

    • AOC Seen as ‘Face’ of Democratic Party — and It’s Not Even Close: New Poll

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  • Comedians have been using the written word for eons. Some jokes don't land when written, and the real solution wasn't invented this decade.

    My personal policy is that if the joke needs a laugh track, a rimshot, or any big sign that says "Joke" being waved, the joke doesn't work.

    • AOC Seen as ‘Face’ of Democratic Party — and It’s Not Even Close: New Poll

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  • Was it fairly clear I was just being funny? I hoped so, I try not to tell jokes that actually need to be /s tagged.

    • I mean...

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  • Yeah fuck buying things for life - I am now buying things for death

    • Cherish them while you have them

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  • Kids can be maddening. Mine has reflexively started saying the opposite of what they mean when asked a yes or no question.

    • AOC Seen as ‘Face’ of Democratic Party — and It’s Not Even Close: New Poll

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  • When he dies they're just gonna make him into an LLM. He already ignores all previous instructions so he's laid the groundwork

    • AOC Seen as ‘Face’ of Democratic Party — and It’s Not Even Close: New Poll

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  • I don't know half the people you mentioned

    • I mean...

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  • Not if they get me germs first

    • I mean...

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  • Ah damn it's one of those single-use knives.

    • Russia classifies population data as birth rates plunge to 200-year low

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  • Better yet, I would like to see the idea of machismo itself get taken down a peg.

    • I like Angelo, Palmer, Sandro, and Rico

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  • A little bit of Weegee Mangione

    • Ask A&W

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  • Get away from me, satan. No burger tastes as good as being able to see my own junk without a mirror

    • Part shire. Part shadow. All hero

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  • THE RING IS A GIFT TO THE FOES OF DETROIT. YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY.

    • The Lord works in mysterious ways?

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  • Cue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks

    • Those of you that have negative sentiments towards AI: What would you want to happen right now?

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  • That would be a win. I think they're currently angling for more nuclear energy. Because of course.