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GoodandPlenty @ GoodandPlenty @lemmy.world
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Homeless woman was living inside Michigan rooftop store sign with computer, coffee maker

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  • “On the roof, it’s peaceful as can be, and there the world below don’t bother me…”

    • Officers looking for missing fishermen instead find "narco sub" loaded with 4 tons of cocaine

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  • It’ll be less than a ton by the time they make it back to shore.

    • You probably make a stupid face when you pee.

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  • Bold of you to assume that it’s only when I’m peeing.

    • Live updates: Multiple victims in shooting near Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl parade

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  • If only there were some way to prevent this…

    • Florida man bludgeons father to death after learning he got 'the vaccine:' Investigators | WCHS

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  • Whenever I see “Florida man…” I think it can’t be any worse than the last one, and every time I’m proven wrong.

    • Gina Carano suing Disney and Lucasfilm over Mandalorian firing with help from Elon Musk

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  • “The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent.”

    • How many of you are influenced by a condiment?

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  • Every time I open the fridge and see Sweet Baby Ray’s I have to fight the urge not to squirt some directly into my mouth. Does that count?

    • Snowboarder describes 15-hour ordeal trapped in a gondola at ski resort in Lake Tahoe

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  • If she’d been with Larry David she would have at least had some edible underwear for sustenance.

    • Michelangelo's Passing of the popcorn

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  • Took me a second to figure out what you were referring to and then legit lol so thanks!

    • Is Kim Jong Un Preparing for War? - 38 North: Informed Analysis of North Korea

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  • Meanwhile, I just want to watch that bizarre video of Kim at the volleyball game again. Drugs aren’t necessary with things like that at our disposal.

    • Ohio, Michigan Republicans In Released Audio: "Endgame" Is To Ban Trans Care "For Everyone"

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  • That’s what they want. Live your life to the fullest just to spite these motherfuckers.

    • Rotten tomatoes critics reviews of 1986's Transformers: The Movie demonstrates everything wrong with critic reviews.

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  • “Offer expires while you wait.”

    • Chipotle wants to hire 19,000 workers ahead of 'burrito season', adds new benefits

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  • But when is Burrito BOWL season?

    • Rotten tomatoes critics reviews of 1986's Transformers: The Movie demonstrates everything wrong with critic reviews.

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  • The scene in the junkyard with the Eric Idle Transformer and Weird Al’s “Dare to be Stupid” is permanently etched in my brain.

    • Batman: The Dark Knight Returns - Batman is reborn

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  • “These men are MINE!!”

    • Me IRL

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  • “…and NO dessert until you eat all your broccoli!!”

    • WWE Founder Vince McMahon Accused of Sexual Abuse and Trafficking in Lawsuit by Former Employee

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  • I actually had this on my 2024 Bingo Card.

    • Runner in China who chain-smoked throughout marathon banned for two years

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  • He was chasing them with cocaine.

    • Hoisin sauce is asian sweet baby rays

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  • I think I’ll test this thought by using Sweet Baby Ray’s for my stir fry beef tomorrow.

    • Amid abortion ban, Texas teen birth rate in 2022 increased for first time in 15 years

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  • Back when I lived there, the saying was “the rest of the US hates Texas, and the rest of Texas hates Austin”. Probably at least partially explained why it was so entertaining there.