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Glitterbomb @ Glitterbomb @lemmy.world
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Microwave Intensifies

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  • I stumbled onto these on Amazon last night actually. The user submitted video reviews are insane. I was screaming. I got to the head scarf that blocks the 5Gs and I had to stop.

    EMF BLOCKING BASEBALL CAP

    • TIL that Hachikō, an Akita dog in Japan, waited at Shibuya Station every day for 9 years after his owner died, eventually becoming a national symbol of loyalty.

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  • To be exact, he ends up without a white guy, but I get your point.

    • "Stimulant maxxing"

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  • 4mg is stuck to the credit card

    • Not again!

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  • Are you sure she's not a chimpanzee?

    • Bring them back!!!

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  • Every single Crichton book was a cautionary tale about tech bros.

    • What part of internet culture is so meta you will be completely baffled by it in 30 years if not sooner?

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  • 100 year old millenials with alzheimers having a nonverbal meltdown anytime anything vaguely resembles goatse, and noone can figure out why.

    That's the future we are headed straight towards

    • Evidence of cell phone surveillance detected at anti-ICE protest

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  • You triangulate the signal and pass the coordinates to artillery teams.

    • How much spacing while stopped at a red light?

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  • In the US I've noticed a difference between west coast and the rest of the country. West coast tends to use these circle bandsaws to cut circles into the pavement, everywhere else uses a circular saw to cut rectangles into the pavement. Either way, these are the things you want to be stopped right on top of, especially if you're on a side street or left turn where you might get skipped if it doesn't sense you. If you're on a motorcycle, try to scoot up a bit so a car can be on them. They probably won't sense a motorcycle.

    https://www.drivingtests.co.nz/resources/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/induction-loop-traffic-lights-sensor.jpg

    • Military leaders aghast as Meta founder Zuckerberg crashes classified Oval Office meeting on fighter jets: report

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    • Xfinity using WiFi signals in your house to detect motion

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  • Oh boy, I can't wait for this new wave of paranoid customers claiming their wifi is watching them. Thanks, comcast.

    • I had to accommodate my cat on the desk

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  • I just put a full size tower behind my desk and zip tied my second monitor to it. He LOVES it.

    • Somebody

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  • I was just thinking the other day there could be a business behind selling fake CRT shells that you can snap modern flat screens into. Just because. They could even include custom styles like this Shrek or hello kitty

    • no way right

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  • The US invented this new technology called aircraft hangers

    • no way right

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  • 3 sonic the hedgehog movies in 5 years. We should fear the Erinaceidae

    • U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) waiting outside unmarked van

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  • These pussies get violent in courthouses and kindergartens.

    • El Salvador president and Trump ally Bukele accused of cutting deals with MS-13 gang members using U.S. aid

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  • Your comment implies there's only two options.

    • NYC mayoral candidate Brad Lander handcuffed by ICE

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  • And it's wayyyyy beyond time for any politician or candidate with a D by their name to have some goddamn private security.

    • Minnesota Shooting Suspect Allegedly Used Data Broker Sites to Find Targets’ Addresses

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  • Sim swap your parents. Nuke their social media.

    • Far-Right Groups Buzz With Violent Talk on How to Respond to ‘No Kings’ Protest

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    • Trump Mobile launches $47 service and a gold phone

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  • Please God let some bug at the carrier level incessantly provision these T1s to a max of 1.5mbps because that would be so fucking funny.